Well, we finally made it to the fireworks factory! Honestly, this has been the most entertaining season I’ve experienced since 2011- (had to throw a Giants reference in here in some way) what with the unexpected emergent teams (two of which you’re going to watch this evening!) some mind-boggling upsets, younger players coming to the fore, owners getting exposed in new and interesting ways, etc. It’s been a blast.

As always, we’ll go…

To The Game!

Seahawks/Patriots:

-Yes, New England is the home team, I know everyone was wondering.

Hot Takery Alert?: I really don’t have an issue with this version of the team. There’s no Brady or Belichick to annoy me. “But what about that simp of an owner?” you say. That icky, creepy bastard just got his comeuppance earlier this week by getting snubbed by the HOF. That’s a degree of personal humiliation that folks of his stature rarely experience. I’d also point out that if he were on your team, Gronk would be a loveable goofball but playing where he was he was dragged down by all the crap that was going on around him.

-The O/U sits at 45.5. Do you think we’ll get there? Each team is going to try to slow the game to a crawl and try to stop the opposing run game. The only scenario I see is Seattle running away late with the help of a pick-six or returned fumble late.

-Speaking of, having played a few top 10 defenses Maye has 6 fumbles and is passing at a pedestrian 58% rate this postseason.

-His peer however has nary a turnover yet.

-They usually talk about the D watching film but it seems as though Darnold has been self-assessing himself-(with the coaches help of course) in 2 of their 3 losses he gave up the ball late. Nowadays when he feels pressure he doesn’t force a play and instead throws it away or takes the sack.

-All the kudos belong to Vrabel-let’s not forget that this squadoo was coming off back-to-back 3-14 seasons.

-There’s always an unsung hero that catches a 4th down pass, makes a game-saving tackle, forces a fumble that is recovered by someone else, etc. My pick is 2nd string wide receiver Jake Bobo because his last name is funny. I’m not a complicated/serious person.

-I’d look for a few long passes outside the numbers to JSN in order to try and break the game open for Seattle. If Maye can get the time, look for the same to Boutte, who seems to be the Pats only speedster.

-Methinks that Seattle can afford one, maybe two turnovers and still win. The Pats? If they have 2 or more it’s all over.

As I always say, do please pop in and say hello no matter what you’re doing-we’d love to hear from you. Cheers!

 

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King Hippo

oh, fuck your timeouts

Horatio Cornblower

Look at it this way, it delays the cold, dark offseason of Hippo’s soul that much longer.

King Hippo

True, but FACK VRABEL ANYWAY

Redshirt

So, does Sam Darnold enter the Trent Dilfer conversation for worst QB to win the Super Bowl or is he in the Brad Johnson-Jim Plunkett tier?

Mr. Ayo

Don’t think he’ll sink that low given his NFCCG effort.

Redshirt

Yeah, but then he’s in the Nick Foles-Doug Williams-Jeff Hostestler good-but-one-year-wonder tier.

List of Super Bowl starting quarterbacks – Wikipedia

BrettFavresColonoscopy

But below Sexy Rexy, right?

Mr. Ayo

He’s won 31 games in the last two years. He’s miles ahead of them.

If he’s successful next year, that comparison should go away.

Horatio Cornblower

Agreed. He’s been perfectly cromulent since washing the Jets stink off of himself.

Redshirt

Oh, if he does that, he’s Hall of Fame conversation worthy. Not a clinched, but at least a discussion on 2024-2026.

WCS

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HOSS!

King Hippo

paste-eating Brad Johnson, 100%

Wakezilla

Jay Harbaugh looks like he’s from Seattle

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That missed 2 point conversation cost me $125

Doktor Zymm

And going for 2 instead of kicking the extra point did the same for me
*shakes fist*

Spur

Will Campbell for MVP.

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Redshirt

A special congratulations to the Minnesota Vikings for getting rid of the worthless piece of crap, Sam Darnold. What has he ever done anyway?!

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ThePirateSloth

Best. Kicker. In. Super. Bowl. History.

Redshirt

To put this in perspective, even the ’85 Patriots were able to get 10 points off the ’85 Bears.

WCS

Game isn’t over… the cleaning guy here put money on the O/U. He’ll happily take any score at this point.

Redshirt

O/U was 45.5. Unless he took an alternate line, he’s in trouble.

Horatio Cornblower

LET’S FUCKING GET ONE FOR THE CLEANING GUY!!!!

WCS

Tracy!

Gatoraids

Durde and McDonalds performance tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX1ljYx3g3k

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Gonna have to change his name to HappyGuyRob.

Mr. Ayo

He’ll compromise and go with HoppyGuyRob

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Seattle wins so ICE has to be shut down, right? That was the deal?

ThePirateSloth

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Doktor Zymm

Not a fat guy TD really, but he is kinda stout? Stout guy TD?

Gatoraids

thicc guy td

Porky Prime

THICCDOWN

Bogdanski

I’m thinkin’ the whole Pats fraud thing might have some merit

yeah right

I am going on record.
I’ve never used anything AI related.
Not the chat thing, not the enhance the photo thing, nothing.
Zip, nill, nata!

I will proudly say that and will continue as long as I am here to preach the gospel.

Fuck that shit!

Use your own words.

Speak your own mind you simple motherfuckers!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It was helpful in writing the code to trip 20 GB from the site’s memory. I could have written it myself but it would have taken much longer.

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, coding assist is legit useful

Petronel

Welp

Redshirt

…so like I was saying, give the MVP to whole f—ing defense.

Horatio Cornblower

I have a deposition at 10:00 am and I’m going to go straight from this game to 12 hours of Boston sports radio and Boston sports TV and I am going to regret nothing.

Porky Prime

FACKIN DAHNAHLD STILL WASNT SHIT! IT’S NAWT A LAWSS IF THE KICKAH SCAHS ALL THE POINTS.

Gatoraids

Haven’t seen a Drake this crippled since Degrassi Junior High

Redshirt

Okay, now its over.

Gumbygirl

Hox!

Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!

HOX!!!!

Doktor Zymm

GROUP MAYE HUG!

Redshirt
Horatio Cornblower

I’ll recognize Missourah before I vote for a kicker as MVP!!

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Mr. Ayo

Shame the punter isn’t an option

Mr. Ayo

Clay-colored stools

rockingdog

Or the HAWX Kicker

Would he get the MVP???!!??

Mr. Ayo

No way. It’s K9’s.

Redshirt

Split vote! Co-MVPs!

WCS

Maybe the punter.

SPECIAL TEAMS BABY

Gatoraids

Myers making a killing tonight

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WCS

SWEEP. THE. LEG.

Doktor Zymm

I’m glad I stuck around for the most exciting 4 minutes of the game

Horatio Cornblower

Kenneth Walker for MVP?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

It’s him or the Aussie punter

Horatio Cornblower

I think the halftime show was ethnic enough, thankyouverymuch.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Typical Connecticut nonsense

rockingdog

That would seem Rocking

rockingdog

Kenneth Walker MVP???!!??

Redshirt

It will probably be him, but it should be the kicker or the LB who forced the fumble and two sacks.

yeah right

It’s never too late to be stupid.

Porky Prime

“You can be a coffee achiever; you can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver”

King Hippo

OH YEAH!!!!

(I owned this ablum, well, cassette)

Gatoraids
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Horatio Cornblower

I see that every time I wander into work half an hour late.

(I work from home)

Redshirt

Uh, thanks for the Prop Bet Win, Maye, but you probably should’ve avoided that interception.

Downfield Matriculator

Hate the Drake!

— Seinfeld (and Pats fans)

Wakezilla

In a Chris Berman voice: You gotta LOVE that pick!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

*prick

rockingdog

And INT!!!!

HAWX gonna finish this….

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Never in doubt. They Maye not win.

Horatio Cornblower

Drake Maye is having a less than ideal Superb Owl.

Gatoraids

this game is flying to close the Daaaarnold Zone

Doktor Zymm

A safety here would make it the very traditional score of 21-7, kinda love that

Horatio Cornblower

NOW THAT’S A PUNT!!!

The Kylie Jenner commercial was ages ago, what are you talking about.

No, I said punt.

Ah. Never mind.

Redshirt

That was the dumbest playcalling sequence I’ve seen, and I’m a Bengals fan.

Redshirt

Have we heard from Beerguyrob recently? They didn’t show the streaker on the screen.

rockingdog

Oh shit Patriots scored!!!

Now this game is Rockingggg!!!

All it took was a random dude streaking the field! Hahahaha

Redshirt
Beerguyrob

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

Mr. Ayo

Another eternal hex on your team for trying to will this into existence.

SonOfSpam

Mack Hollins, Super Bowl LX MVP.

Bogdanski

He showed up to the game as an ICE detainee. Triggered the fuck out of all the worst people. He’s got my vote

Redshirt

Why don’t you go for two there? You get another TD+2pts, its a field goal game.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Drake Maye is why

Downfield Matriculator

And yet another reason why Collinsworth needs to shut up!

Petronel

Woo no shutout smdh

Redshirt

Aw, so long, Super Shutout.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Touchdown floodgates have been opened!

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