This week, we start the Doug Nichols, which is my favourite round of the year sure to the kickass unis! Let’s go!

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The AFL Ladder

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Round 9 Results

Round 9 Highlights and Australian music Placeholder Videos

 

Round 10 Schedule

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AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results

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Notes and Comments

The season is one third completed and the good teams are beginning to separate themselves from the not so good teams. I think the middle will sort themselves in the next couple of weeks and there will be a big noticeable gap. We will see.

The big upset this week was Western going into Adelaide and beating Port. They could be getting their mojo back after some unlucky injuries. They are still a team to watch and should make finals.

Speaking of, GWS this week beat Essendon, so they are improving their record. The win, though, was too tight for my comfort. Essendon is not that good and the margin should have been bigger.

North Melbourne hung in against Sydney, proving that they can hang with the big teams. However, they need to win one of these to get over the hump. Moral victories don’t count for shit.

Finally, Carlton had enough and fired their coach (read: encouraged him to resign) after another loss. Australian media is busy speculating as to who will take over. The big problem is that the Carlton organization is a mess. They also fired their list manager. Good luck to whoever takes over!

Spam’s lead has shrunk as Yeah Right had a perfect 9 for 9 week and was only 1 point away from a completely perfect week. Great job, Yeah Right! Don’t forget to put the tips in!

If you are a member of an AFL club or you got a Watch AFL membership, you should be able to watch every AFL and AFLW game, including replays. Game times vary between Australian afternoon and evening, which actually makes it easier for us in North America to watch as the games can be seeing in the evenings on Pacific Time and early mornings on Eastern time.

If you haven’t become a member of a club or signed up for the Watch AFL app, you can still watch the AFL and AFLW games in the USA on either FS1 or FS2 and in Canada on TSN. Showtimes can be found here on the Australian Football Association of North America website. But I do recommend that you join a club. It’s fun and they send you free shit.

See you next week!

 

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WCS

The Wild succumbing to the 3-0 Lead Before Halfway to be eliminated is the single biggest achievement the franchise has ever done in 26 seasons of existence.

The Houston 500s of the NHL.

jjfozz

Great job minnesota, you bunch of fucking muppets

jjfozz

I’m cultivating a new look and lifestyle: polyster shirt, baggy torn khakis, ripped Converse low tops. Plastic bottle of Popov in front pocket, cheap cigar burning all day. I’ll be at the racetrack losing big and trying to score Clonopins.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
jjfozz

For some reason, upper class white folks love Colorado, most of them are obnoxious lax asshole parents. I’ve never seen more Colorado hats anywhere else.

Based on this observation: I fucking hate Colorado and hope the Avalanche suffers from severe botulism.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Detroit Pistons’ coach’s name is “Bickerstaff” which I worry portends a great deal of discord among the team’s employees.

jjfozz

Update to my life: it’s a huge back of dripping rotting shit.

King Hippo

A thought that cheers me up – I look forward to going to sleep so much, that I’ve warmed to the idea that I might REALLY LIKE death!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Being conscious is overrated!” – Terry Schiavo

jjfozz

I had a few girlfriends who would agree with this quote.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Me too!” – Bill Cosby

jjfozz

The one positive about being depressed is that you sleep like the dead.

King Hippo

I am in a bad mood today. As such, Hippo demands that the following states be ejected from the Union:

Okiehoma
Pirate Kansas
Alabama
Mississippi
Louisiana
Florida
Tennessee

THANK YOU FOAR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

SonOfSpam

You don’t even need to be in a bad mood for that.

This is just “for the good of mankind” shit.

Doktor Zymm

Nohio?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We don’t want to leave Redshirt out in the cold. Or more specifically, at the mercy of Canada.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Apparently the Florida AG is suing the NFL because the Rooney Rule is too woke.

Doktor Zymm

I know the Meteor has never shown up for us before, but hopefully it was just saving itself for this Elon Musk/Sam Altman trial

SonOfSpam

If it could hit somewhere in China (where all the freaks are right now) that would rule.

Doktor Zymm

Maybe it could somehow tunnel through the earth without melting and get both

SonOfSpam

For all you Scottish footy fans (Litre and any ovine lurkers), Hearts are currently up 2-0 over Falkirk, and Celtic is tied 1-1 against Motherwell.

If these results hold, it would practically clinch the league for Hearts and Edinburgh would be drunker than usual. If Celtic can get a win, then they would remain one point behind Hearts with only one game left. That game is Celtic hosting Hearts this Saturday in Glasgow, which might be the craziest atmosphere ever.

SonOfSpam

Both games just reached halftime, scores are as above.

SonOfSpam

Celtic has taken the lead! If results hold, Hearts will have a 1 point lead going into the last game hosted by Celtic.

King Hippo

Team MotherBoy pulls level??

SonOfSpam

And a winner at the gun!

(hopefully metaphorical)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Just watched the replay of the penalty decision, pretty dubious.

SonOfSpam

The pope has more power than you think.

Horatio Cornblower

I saw that too. Sketchy as hell.

Doktor Zymm

The line for ‘number of beer kegs consumed’ on that gameday is ‘All of them’ and I would still take the over

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Essendon is not that good…

I am pretty sure that if you are going to make understatements this extreme you owe royalties to Lowratio.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I was worried GWS was gonna lose that game in the first half. Essendon outplayed them until Bedford and Daniels really stepped things up in the fourth. This team is badly missing Jesse Hogan, Sam Taylor, and Josh Kelly (and Tom Green,but he’s out for the year).

blaxabbath

My bum is on the IR,
My bum is on the IR,
I better have a Foster’s now,
My bum is on the IR.

Gumbygirl

Look, man, we told you not to shave that gerbil!

Brick Meathook

Speaking of the AFL, here’s a Douglas A-26 Invader with R-2800 engines. An aircraft that flew in 3 major U.S. wars (WWII, Korea, Vietnam) and countless minor ones (it was the CIAs favorite plane).

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Horatio Cornblower

So a record of 1-1-1?

blaxabbath

Proof that you should always stop when you’re ahead.

blaxabbath

The A-26 was basically just final-season Kobe in Vietnam though. Racked up some stats but didn’t care about winning.

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