Let’s keep it going. You’d think we’d get more than four offerings in the late slate but I think Wednesday took one from us.

To The Games!

Fins/Raiders:

It kinda feels that Miami fans are in the same rudderless boat as Cleveland supporters right now. Even three wins feels like a big ask. Any thoughts on how many weeks it takes Fernando to get up to speed? Perhaps turn things over at the bye? Vegas has its share of question marks as well but you can sorta see a silver lining if you squint real hard.

Packers/Vikes:

A division tussle right off the top? Some of these teams need to follow the college example and schedule a Huckleberry State and get off on the right foot. It’ll be interesting to see if coach McConnell can work some of the old magic with Wee Willie Kyler. He’s always been a half-decent option in fantasy and I expect that to be the case again but he’s no Leader Of Men as the old school coaches like to say.

Commies/Eagles:

Can Philly get back to the team they were 2 years ago or will the players (with plenty of help from fans and sports media) find a way to bicker and implode? Washington desperately needs rook lb Sonny Styles to breathe some life into that moribund defense, and fast.

Cards/Chargers:

I can’t see Brissett maintaining last year’s roll. Sure, we’ve seen some late-bloomers at the spot recently but this guy is 33, it’s the Cards and he was lit up (sacked) 45 times last year. It’s a minor miracle he didn’t get concussed back to the Stone Age. Does Omarion Hampton become a star this year? Both my fantasy rosters say, “Yes!” So, probably not.

Have at it.

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LemonJello

Green Bay defense keeps bailing out bad Vikings offense with penalties.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow, the Chargers have chargered head on into the new season.

Unsurprised

Is it padding that made Hurts’ run look like he should be in a Run, Fatboy, Run compilation or is he just fat?

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Mr. Ayo

Haha, BLEEEEERGH is having its way with the Packers

Unsurprised

Gif

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Unsurprised

One more video from the second shooter

https://xcancel.com/madisonchart/status/2099267356312924243#m

Unsurprised

NSFW host

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King Hippo

heh, now they can’t do for two because the idjit tried to concuss himself on the post

Unsurprised

4D chess

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If it hasn’t already been noted, the Bears-Panthers score of 59-37 is a scorigami!

King Hippo

Packers are just soft, once again.

King Hippo

Qards….Qompetent???

Unsurprised

The Future Mrs. Herbert, everyone.

RG is NSFW, but it’s the fastest way to get the gif anymore. Be careful clicking anything.

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Unsurprised

The nice thing about Air Play is being able to loop that on the big screen.

King Hippo

Soooooooo happy not to see that BLEERGH’d

blaxabbath

Ladd down so bad the telecast moved from commercials on top of the game in the game to only commercials on the screen.

Must be serious.

Gumbygirl

Fuuuuuuuuuck.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This is my fault for talking shit to Yahoo.

ballsofsteelandfury

I expect a gif of Big Titty Girl in LA celebrating McConkey’s TD in less than 30 minutes.

Unsurprised

Sorry. I went out to get a palette cleanser from all the grease in my breakfast potatoes.

Unsurprised

Oh, it was Madison in the video.

I’ll have the gif in a minute.

https://twitter.com/NFLFantasy/status/2099262081119961460#m

BTW, you can download the video directly from https://xcancel.com/NFLFantasy/status/2099262081119961460#m

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ballsofsteelandfury

YOU THE MAN!

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s the girl!

King Hippo

I mean, she really seemed nice!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

This is Spanoi AI.

Unsurprised

Fun fact: she was discovered by Justin Bieber.

Unsurprised

I can’t wait for this ESPN 30 For 30.

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/2099249447007813893#m

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[fires entire scouting department from the boobs draft]

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh wait, they’re fake. It’s okay you guys, stay put.

Unsurprised

She’s been in the uncanny valley for as long as I’ve known about her.

HSIKuzha4AA_98Z
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Taking Ladd McConkey with the 38th overall pick doesn’t seem so stupid now, does it Yahoo?

Huh? What? FUCK YOU!

Gumbygirl

I have him too. Now I’m merely getting crushed by GTD, instead of obliterated. Woohoo!

Beerguyrob

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jjfozz

I’m walking outside every once in awhile to toss empties into the recycling trash can. Either I have a problem drinking or I’ve finally learned some lessons on how to avoid arguments in my marriage.

Or both.

WCS

You’re getting exercise!

ArmedandHammered

although if the number of steps gets into the 4 digits, you might want to wait till you have two to throw away, pace yourself.

Unsurprised

PACKERS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!

WCS

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WOO PACKERS

ArmedandHammered

I love that episode.

blaxabbath

I can explain the Cardinals playing like God’s Team this first half.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I haven’t seen Cardinals flirting like this since SonOfSpam got invited to Vatican City for the altar boy championships all the way back in ’81.

WCS

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SonOfSpam

I came in 3rd.

You don’t wanna know what the Cardinals came in.

WCS

Hey.. did I miss something today?

Unsurprised

No

Gatoraids

Dolphins performance tasteless as ever but at least the hot honey + Franks+ vinegar butter+ garlic wings weren’t football is back and soon so is dranking

jjfozz

Mrs. Fozz came out strong for the opener, with 8 of the stupidest questions I’ve ever heard. Of course we had “are we on defense”, when Lamar was throwing a pass; “are we winning?”, when the score was on the screen; and several inane observations that would have shamed someone suffering from Alzheimers.

ArmedandHammered

Sorry ladies on here, but football is a logical, methodical game, which promotes accountability and stoic endurance, so of course very few women understand it as it embodies concepts totally alien to them.

ArmedandHammered

back peddling here, but this is all from recent observations and dating horror stories I hear from the boy

Gumbygirl

Have a 9 1/2 lb baby after 24 hours of labor, and then tell me about stoic endurance, my darling dear.

Duchess

I thought Herbert was the greatest QB ever and he is being out played by Brissett and the Cards?

blaxabbath

Old man coach can’t do nothing without JJ McCarthy?

Spur

oh boy. it might be a short season for Dan Quinn. Team looks lost

Redshirt

(sniff)

See you at the Rainbow Bridge, Brownies.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rainbow Bridge

AKA how Lindsay Graham crossed over into the afterlife.

Unsurprised

Homer in Hell but instead of donuts …

Unsurprised

The Browns would fuck up trying to cross that bridge

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It would somehow catch on fire.

Mr. Ayo

I don’t think they should have down it humanely.

blaxabbath

I just saw the clip. See the way his hand fists-up after the hit?

He’s got a back injury.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Lower Commander said something positive about the Heretics and received a glare from me, only to respond with:
“Well do you expect me to root for the ArIZoNa CaRdInAlS?!”
And I’ve never been so proud and furious at the same time.

King Hippo

Mike Bidwill’s sexuality aside…

King Hippo

Daniels borken? He looks awful.

JustStopDude

Congrats to my Cleveland Browns for technically having an NFL game.

Highlights include, having unintentionally the highest paid running back/sexual criminal in the league, nearly going FOUR offensive penalties in a row, including a delay of game after a false start, and a total team wet fart performance that you really can’t just blame Deshaun “No just means yes” Watson.

We are getting another fucking parade, aren’t we.

JustStopDude

Side note, I am currently remoted into Cape Canaveral, trying to troubleshoot a rocket fueling system. The engineer on the other wants to do something pretty fucking dangerous.

“Yeah sure…whatever” – ME

“JSD, are you sure. Usually you don’t want us doing stuff like this”

“I’m a Browns fan and its week 1. You’re getting advice from a clinically depressed man”

“Oh…well…um…let me run this through our safety team”

“Probably a good idea”

Unsurprised

Jesus Christ. It’s JustStopDude.

jjfozz

Gunpowder, lighter fluid and a zippo will take care of that shit. I can be on a plane within the hour if you guys need hands on help

jjfozz

Ravens win, thought we could have giv3n it away. Rotting aginst the eagles cause philly sucks a huge high hard one.

jjfozz

Also i have at least 8 beers under my belt.

King Hippo

thinking you could/should easily double that. It’s what Lamar! would want…

jjfozz

On it

Unsurprised

GFDI

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“A beer belt? OH YEAH!”

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LemonJello

Que up Yakety Sax at SoFi.

Don T

PALO in LA

Spur

We might need a tiny coffin for Kyler. Dirty Green Bay does it again

ArmedandHammered

Just in time for him to really grind in Wardogs.

Gatoraids

think of the the games was playing Just the Tua of Us as the to commercial music

King Hippo

At least it will save moneys, what with all the lumber tariffs.

jjfozz

Dirty as shit. Fuck that team and its fanbase. Dude should have gotten tossed out of the game.

FANS OWN THE TEAM
PLAYERS RIDE BIKES TO TRAINING CAMP
FROZEN TUNDRA
LOMBARDI

Please, go eat shit. every one of you

ArmedandHammered

Murray dead.

LemonJello

Jebus. Kyler is gonna be out (head owie) after that hit.

Don T

Oh no…
-Carson Wentz’s clavicle

SonOfSpam

Uh oh, Wee Kyler might be ded

blaxabbath

Is Kevin Hart just a black Jimmy Fallon?

fleshwound_NPG

there are at least a few people that like kevin hart

ArmedandHammered

I have at least found Kevin Hart funny once or twice several years ago.

Unsurprised

Fallon has the goddamn human decency not to shill for Internet gambling.

You know, the ONE thing that was off-limits at his Netflix roast.

Don T

🤣🤣

Don T

Hey hey. Survived the early window (to be addressed at a later time).

King Hippo

I actually have Jack Bech on my Maths Is Hard team! Of course, on me bench.

Doktor Zymm

I’m over 70% in both fantasy leagues and other than QB play hae some kickass performances. Considering I had the high score week 1 in twbs league and ended up relegated I do nawt feel secure. But also happy I am kicking my CTOs behind

Unsurprised

Lions avoiding the worst collapse in franchise history? These aren’t the Lions I’ve known all my life.

Doktor Zymm

Arizona score points? Kinda rooting for them now that the Steelers took me through survivor

blaxabbath

So long as they take the L….

Unsurprised

Besides being in Arizona.

King Hippo

This OT is gonna lose Indelible Prickstains their once-commanding fantasy lead.

Col. Duke LaCross

My team is ass. I wouldn’t worry about it

Gumbygirl

I have the ass-est team that ever assed. GTD is clobbering me by like 60 points.

fleshwound_NPG

CHI/CAR was a SCORIGAMI!

Doktor Zymm

Not a shutout!

Doktor Zymm

Ok. Bad start. Kyler is just lulling them into a false sense of security. It’s a call of duty thing

Gatoraids

Minnesota dodged a bullet not having to play the Thursday Night game on GTA release day

Unsurprised

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Doktor Zymm

Oh i hope but nawt optimistic. Just no horrific injuries and I will be content

blaxabbath

Why does Erin Andrews need life insurance coverage? She’s rich. Her family is set.

Fuck off this, “I remember when I was poor like you…” ad genre.

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Unsurprised

Ah. Hilton money.

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King Hippo

The whole genre fills me with WHITE HOT RAGE and I’m not even that super liberal on economics. I am building up to French Revolution territory, though.

blaxabbath

I like endings like this Texans game where the home teach chokes out the comeback and now has to wait for the last 0:09 to play out while their fans are taking off.

King Hippo

Your serve, late afternoon slate.

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