TGIF! Glad the week is over. I did way too much actual work this week and felt way too much stress. That’s unhealthy. But! We have a great weekend ahead of us before it all starts again.
Survival – Personal Edition
Now that we’re deep into football season, footy season, JV football season, hockey season, and playoff dirt season, you may find yourself spending a lot of time at home watching TV and ignoring your significant other. So much, that they’re now your ex. Just one problem, you both still live together. No fear, here are some helpful guidelines to live together as peacefully as possible until your ex gets their shit together and moves out.
- Divide up the apartment. Use tape on the floor to separate the sides of rooms. Then hang some sheets or drapes to help it really feel like a separate room.
- Still only have one bed? Setup a piece of board in the middle of the bed. Divide up the pillows equally.
- Assign sides of the refrigerator and freezer. Label your food.
- Take all your pictures, cut them in half, and return each half to the appropriate party.
- Divvy up the medicine cabinet.
- Schedule custody of any shared pets. Have a timetable that clearly outlines when each of you is allotted time with each pet.
- If possible, arrange for two entrances. One gets the front door, the other can use the fire escape. If not possible, schedule times when each is leaving and returning to avoid conflict.
- Conduct any communication through post it notes, emails, or text messages.
Now just grin and bear it until the ex is gone and you can reclaim all of your space back.
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Survival – Species Edition
Time to put the sexy in Friday!










Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
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