If you haven’t been paying attention the San Diego Padres for nearly all of their existence, I don’t blame you. It has been a deep, dark place to venture into, and unless you live here, why the hell would you?
But since signing Manny Machado in 2019, this team has been not only winning, they’ve been relevant. I know that name often sparks a lot of emotions for people around the country, probably mostly vitriol if you just pay attention to national media coverage or happen to be a racist Red Sox fan. He’s dirty, a cheater, lazy and doesn’t hustle was the mantra pounded into our heads by NESN and Starbucks Aficionados who don’t know how to stay in their lane.
Whoever that player was that talking heads shrieked about back then, I have never once seen him in a Padres jersey. Manny Machado has earned his spot as being my favorite player on our roster, through his continued leadership, both on and off the field, his defense, high baseball IQ and his undeniable swagger. Manny will be the first one to admit that he played angry in his youth, but his continued growth and dedication to helping this team succeed is second to none. He’s not Anthony Rendon or Eric Hosmer showing up every day just to collect a paycheck; he’s here to make an impact and wants to win. I’ve been paying attention.
You know who hasn’t been paying attention? Human-spreadsheet Manager Dave Roberts.
I hate to give them credit, but JomBoy actually does a very good job of breaking down everything that happened during game two of the NLDS. In case you missed it, here it is:
Really, I think the most important take away of this game is that the Jack Flaherty intentionally tried to hit Fernando Tatis Jr., and when the team responded, Dodgers fans threw baseballs, trash and drinks at Padres outfielders and the bullpen, which then began a mass exodus as the Padres scored 6 more runs and won the game 10-2. Jack Flaherty admitted afterwards that he threw inside on Tatis on purpose, and that he just didn’t get out of the way. It’s truly a shameful display by an organization with over a billion dollar payroll who prides themselves as being a premiere and world-class club with a fanbase that is the only one I’ve ever seen that gets into fights with each other on the road. They showed the world their asses in the worst way.
Despite all of this, somehow, someway, Dave Roberts, grasping at straws as he watches his tenure as a Manager slip away, decides to call up Fox Sideline Reporter, National Baseball Writer and human-toad Ken Rosenthal and asks him to spin a narrative about how the Dodgers are the victims and about how Manny Machado threw a ball at him in the dugout with intent to hit him. What comes out is some of the worst made up drivel I’ve ever seen someone come up with. Here’s all you need to know:
Machado indeed showed leadership in the dugout, draping his arm around catcher Kyle Higashioka and imploring his teammates to maintain their focus. But his punkish response to Dodgers right-hander Jack Flaherty hitting Fernando Tatis Jr. with a 91.7 mph sinker, well, that was Manny being Manny. Again.
Flaherty almost certainly did not hit Tatis intentionally leading off the sixth inning, not with the Dodgers trailing, 3-1. Yet, Machado all but volunteered after the game that his act was retaliatory. When informed that the Dodgers thought he threw the ball hard, he told The Athletic, “Did Flaherty throw the ball hard at our guy?”
Perhaps only Machado could explain how the two acts equate. Yet, livid as the Dodgers were — and are — not even they believe Machado was actually trying to hit Roberts. While Roberts called the third baseman’s act “unsettling and disrespectful,” several Dodgers people said they thought Machado was trying to send their team a message, not cause injury.
Still, Machado’s stunt was inappropriate, and not particularly smart.
…Machado is far from the Padres’ only irritant. Fernando Tatis Jr. is a smiling, dancing peacock. Jurickson Profar is the kid who pulls the fire alarm at school and then asks, “Who, me?”
Rosenthal has also not been paying attention. Instead, he is making up some insane shit trying to feed into old narratives around a player he doesn’t like, and worse, is dragging two other players in what feels race-baity as hell. There’s a reason he was banned from the Padres clubhouse during yesterday’s game at Petco, and I hope he never gets to come back.
Today’s games:
- Tigers @ Guardians: OVER – Tigers win 3-0 (2-1 series lead)
- Phillies @ Mets: FS1 (2-1 Mets)
- Royals @ Yanks: TBS (1-1)
- Dodgers @ Padres: FS1 (2-1 Padres)
Best of luck to the Phillies to make a game 5 out of the series, but straight up go Royals and Padres!
Just had an epiphany.
Going to write this down and see how it looks in the light of day…
Update.
Top line header reads: ROBOTS!!!!
So, you know, for the kids out there who think Sebastian Blax bats 1.000 with his ideas — maybe it gets better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG9lFewfGEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5hPeJwynEI
Well that wasn’t very RRROOCCKKKING! Take it back to LA and ROCK! the shit out of it!
I’m not comfortable in a world where the LOLMets are cromulatent.
Took an overtime shift…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN9CjAfo5n0
You gotta believe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cw1ng75KP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WXYjm74WFI
Jack In the Box: “most burger places don’t even sell tacos!”
Yes, and what lesson should we draw from that, Jack?
Counterpoint: Jacks Two Tacos are awesome
The point was JBizzle is the undisputed fast food burger joint taco king. So much so, in fact, that no one even tries to compete with them on it.
Game respect game.
I like that punk song
The deadly tornados are quite the garnish for Milton
I feel….. it’s kinda neat to watch.
Ciao tutti. Karl G lessons begin at 0800.
Alright, I’m back in Chicago, so expect my bad takes to increase 300%
Nothing like that Midwest vibe to crank up the bad takes.
Will you still be there in a week? I’ll be in Chicago next Thursday/Friday, if you are we can grab a drink
Nope, flying back Monday
I’m sorry, do you expect me to give a flying fuck about baseball right now?
That depends. Are you one of those assholes who inexplicably roots for the yankees?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8p69zMB0z8
Why would you think that poorly of me?
/gestures vaguely at everyone’s posts
I mean, you’re here...
Yes, truly, why would I, a person whose formative years were the mid-70’s, root for the Yankees and Cowboys? Truly a head-scratcher that.
Seattle’s NHL team has a female assistant coach and, uh, I would let her release my Kraken.
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She is right out of central casting for Shoresy.
Big city snipe!
She looks like a real discipline freak.
Dustan –
She got the loudest cheers pregame yesterday.
https://twitter.com/AlisonL/status/1843749232718807382
Oh my god.
I can’t wait until the day the New York Jets hire a girl coach and the team loses a game.
Habs beat the Leafs! Suck on that, Toronto sports media!
Bob Costas: “LINE DRIVE THAT’S A BASE HIT TO CENTERFIELD” as the shortstop catches the ball on the edge of the infield.
That just happened.
https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1844194411510628609
I mean, it’s not even close to what happened.
From the John Sterling School of distance judging.
Sterling is 86.
I’m conflicted about Cleveland
I want them to lose because ohio doesn’t deserve nice things
But I want the guardians to win to piss off the anti-woke crowd
I don’t think it matters: the Tigers seem to be on one of those insane rolls where they can’t lose no matter what.
Fucking cheap ass nfl
“Have Brocky shot.”
-R. Goodell
Yup. They wore the Butkus patch last year.
Playoff Stanton doing it all tonight.
Bob Costas: ‘What was it that Mark Twain said?”
Me: God, I hope it was ‘shut the fuck up, Bob Costas.’
Did I go for a swim this past Sunday or get the fireplace going tonight?
Yes.
Aaron Judge called out on a check swing on a call so bad even Ron Darling called it out.
Costas, of course, just shrugged it off and went on talking about something from the 1960’s.
Costas is so bad this year. Has he always been this terrible at play by play?
No, he’s definitely gotten worse. My personal opinion is that he’s heard how great he is too many times, believes it, and now thinks every game is an opportunity for him to talk about Bob Costas rather than whatever’s going on on the field.
The pinkeye was temporary,
In order to get syphilis Bob would have to find someone else more interesting than he found himself, so I’m pretty sure he’s safe.
Nice. Been getting a lot of mileage out of this link of late. Works for Bob as well as Donald.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29213708/
I am decidedly “meh” on the basedballs, but this?
I am here for the hate.
Called strike on a Yankee hitter that is clearly 4″ inside.
Costas: “And that sweeper bends in for a strike”
Ron Darling: (who, like us, can see the strikezone on the TV box). “I thought it was inside”
HA! Volpe just walked on literally the same pitch. This ump is drunk.
Very much enjoyed the Clippy caption.
Also, the Padres are due to move soon. Perhaps Orange County could use a second team! There’s room in Irvine.
I hate San Diego because I’m jealous.
Yeah, Arizona only lost one franchise recently, but San Diego’s lost like 20.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKwW8PNZpOQ
We ran them out.
And they’re a fucking abomination. Gonna send the snakes then Bidwill right behind….
“Fuck off”
-Oakland
Speaking of,
https://youtu.be/VW49L1eFrqg?si=486ybP9mcwe3yTCm
The Metropolitans! You gotta believe!
That was the first MLB game I’ve watched this season. Winning with a grand slam- pretty damn good !
You picked a great one. Like a fucking lady!
Dodger fans are the reason why I will not go back to Dodger Stadium. They’re also the reason my granddaughters have never been there.
Fuck Ken Rosenthal with a bronzed bow tie. Racist shit fuck.
While not all Los Angeles Dodgers fans are violent criminals, all violent criminals are, in fact, Los Angeles Dodgers fans.
Like Raiders fans but, actually, exactly the same.
As opposed to those sneaky little shit white-collar criminals, who are all Duke fans.
Guys, TSN is showing college football and not the Leafs pregame dinner. I am worried how their day will affect their run to the cup.
I am pretty sure the umpire in the Yankee-Royals game is on the same stuff Doc Ellis was on when he threw that no-hitter.
Absolutely all over the place. To be clear he’s doing it to both teams.
There was just a call in the Mets game that was brutal, and not challengeable.
The umpiring this postseason seems to be unusually bad.
Which is weird, considering Angel Hernandez retired.
I’m actually okay with that. Doesn’t matter if your strict or lenient, at least be consistent and call it both ways.
He’s not being consistent for either team: a close call is a strike to one hitter, same spot it’s a ball to the next hitter, two hitters later we’re back to it being a strike.
I am sure callers on WIP will react reasonably after the Phillies lose.
Padres need to win tonight. Please make it so
Padres should let Rosenthal back into their clubhouse.
Note that I am not saying that they should let him back out.
As long as the blue team loses, I am happy.