Sexy Friday – 20260109

TGIF! Be careful when backing up your car out there.

Word Count Filler Time

More cheating men. Let’s see the damage they caused.

Charles Lindbergh
Famous for a nonstop solo flight over the Atlantic Ocean (suck it Amelia!) he also had a sizable family of 6 children with this wife. But all that flying also meant he had time to spend in other countries. In Munich, for example, there was a hat maker (how quaint) named Brigitte. Two years after she died, her three by then adult children came forward claiming Lucky Lindy was their father too.

The three children spent most of their life trying to piece together who their father really was. As children a mysterious American would visit them a couple of times a year and he was known to them as Caraeu Kent. Brigitte confirmed that Mr. Kent was their father but warned the children that if anyone outside their immediate family heard, he would disappear forever. It wasn’t until the 1990s that one of the children was cleaning out a storeroom and discovered a bag with 100 love letters that were signed with the single letter “C.” Also in the bag was a magazine article about Charles Lindbergh. Well that adult child put two and two together and confronted Brigitte who finally admitted that Charles Lindbergh as their father, but they couldn’t say anything about it until after she passed, which they respected.

After going public, the three children were DNA tested and it was confirmed that Lindbergh was their father. Later rumoUrs surfaced by a German magazine that Lucky Lindy also spent his spare time in Munich having an affair with Brigitte’s sister, Marietta. Marietta’s two children have refused to take a DNA test to confirm, but come on.

Charles Kuralt
A CBS newsman from 1960 to 1964 he died of lupus (Suck it Dr. House) in 1997 quite unexpectedly. That meant he was unable to get his finances in order before passing. And so it came out he had a 30 year affair with a woman named Patricia and supported her financially with $80k a year. Good work if you can get it.

Kuralt had a 110-acre fishing retreat in Montana, and Patricia lived in a cabin the two of them had built there. Charles, nice guy that he was, promised the cabin to Patricia on his passing, going so far as provide her a notarized letter stating as such. Charles was actually in the process of transferring the cabin to her, but died before the transaction was completed. As such, the cabin was inherited by Charles’ wife and daughters.

Then the fun starts. Patricia showed up at Kuralt’s funeral and presented the notarized letter to Kuralt’s wife and asked her to honoUr it. Well turns out she didn’t know about this whole affair, and quite rightly told her to stuff it in so many words. Patricia then filed a lawsuit and all this information became public. Patricia ended up winning that lawsuit, the cabin, and the fishing retreat. Oh, and Kuralt’s wife and daughters had to pay $350,000 in property taxes on retraat out their inheritance.

That’s enough cheating for one day. Let’s move along.

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Beerguyrob

I’m still trying to figure out, “why Indiana?” It just seems so random. To me, it’s the same idea as “BYU, Final Four champion”.

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WCS

BYU, 1984 National Champions

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Speaking of sexy Friday, I did some naked yoga this morning. Those of you that have met me are welcome for the visual.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We are no longer friends.

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Gumbygirl

The wind is picking up again. It was completely insane last night. I’m at my SIL’s in Riverside, the windows were rattling so loud I could barely hear the drag racing on Van Buren.

yeah right

Just wait until next week.

litre_cola

I may have introduced people to Malort

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You were never a good influence, but I’ve always respected your influence.

rockingdog

Last funny:

This bear is out here looking like ben affleck on a dunkin run 🐻

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rockingdog

Last post:

A career federal agent says that in 25 years, a fleeing vehicle has never justified killing its occupant, and officers should never stand in front of a running car. CBS reportedly pulled the interview, but it posted on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=6ywLEESFDu0

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh yeah, fuck Bari Weiss too.

Gumbygirl

You know what I could go for? A Quaalude. Fuck yeah.

yeah right

When I lived in Belmar on the Jersey Shore we had this Italian deli (imagine that) across the street.

Used to go on there on a daily basis and play “714”

I won “box” probably two tree times.

Righteous bucks like 350 beans.

It cost about 13 bucks back in the day if you wanted to ride all the way to Newark
Then you left New Jersey transit and took the train to Penn Station.

You walk out and you’re in midtown Manhattan.

That will fuck with the uninitiated.

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Gumbygirl

My Uncle Mike had a summer house in Ocean City, I did quite a bit of underage drinking on the Jersey shore. Did quaaludes there too, come to think of it.

Beerguyrob

Who’s taking a trip to the 80s, baby?!

Doktor Zymm

This mystery series gets pretty dark pretty quickly. I’m only on book 6 out of 20.

yeah right

That’s like trying to read the Xanth series from Piers Anthony.

Gumbygirl

I read some of those, they were good, but I really loved the Incarnations of Immortality series.

yeah right

Read every single one of those.

yeah right

Frank’s got a lot to say but the instrumental is exceptional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYztKZe5i54&list=RDbYztKZe5i54&start_radio=1

yeah right

Late because I recorded the game.

It was a good week.

Freeways were friendly.

I’m living a pretty fun life right now.

Let’s keep it going until the doctor says stop!

Gumbygirl

Sexy Friday appropriate: I’m a janitor/oh my genitals
https://youtu.be/Mcg3ngRrq_8?si=6zeb5u2cNlrEc1_b

Beerguyrob

Sorry I’m late.

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Brocky

Live recreation of the Brocky household rn

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2Pack

I’m torn between ladies 2 and 5 here. Good job Ayo, given me worthwhile things to think about…

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Horatio Cornblower

My god whoever that is just went straight to #1 for tonight.

2Pack

She certainly is easy on the eyes.

yeah right

Happy Friday to you my friend.

Horatio Cornblower

Mendoza: “I can’t give enough glory to God….”

Me: “There is no God, but here’s a hot chick singing about cocaine. You’re going to Las Vegas and the Raiders, so you may as well get used to both.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSWwuEdlhZQ&list=RDOm_VWBua0_M&index=2

Gatoraids

trip to Miami will be good training for him if Uncle Luke can work his magic one more time

Horatio Cornblower

Completely off topic, (but this game’s over, even Brocky can admit that), we went to see these guys in NYC a while ago and they put on an awesome show. Apparently they’ll be in Boston later this year and, assuming no civil war, I’ll be looking to go to that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om_VWBua0_M&list=RDOm_VWBua0_M&start_radio=1

I’m watching one of the opening acts at the show and I get a text from Mrs. Horatio. She’s outside the Gramercy smoking, (I’m like 23% sure it was tobacco), with the keyboardist from the band.

Horatio Cornblower

Anyway, go see live music at local venues.

Brocky

I discovered them last year because of peacemaker. Seems a good listen

Horatio Cornblower

Same way I found them. Their live show is insane. They’re one of the few “drop everything and go bands” on my list, and I once drove to Boston to see X play when I had a closing argument in a trial the next morning.

I did not win that case.

WCS

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Indiana is going to win a national championship before Phil Knight Oregon.

Horatio Cornblower

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Gatoraids

Ducks one game from retirement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOk4hQXbGDs

Senor Weaselo

I’m at a birthday party with a whole bunch of IU people (my friend’s roommate’s 30th). Game is on the radio because roommate’s bf is following it.

Brocky

So in college, I had some friends who lived off campus at these apartments.

Their neighbors next door were all from new york, good group of guys, still talk to two of em occasionally

The IU to new york pipeline is real

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

In that it’s a smaller subset of the “IU to literally anywhere other than Indiana” pipeline, yes.

Brocky

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King Hippo

Go easy on yourself tonight, don’t be dehydrated for Bearistiocrats! Variety Hour!

WCS

That’ll do ‘er, Hoosiers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4GoalAVE7I

Horatio Cornblower
Gatoraids

Kirk Cousins agent will finesse him into the richest GM in the league

Horatio Cornblower

I think it’s probably time to have Mendoza stop running the ball

Redshirt

I’m questioning why he’s still on the field. He’s only one cheap shot away from losing the National Championship and millions of dollars.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure why he’s still in the stadium.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“It sickens me to see this Renee Good woman’s death being treated with the same reverence as that of my beloved…Chester? Chadwick? No, that’s not it. Chauncey?” – Erika Kirk

Gatoraids

Flowers for Qanon

WCS

Speaking of stupid things only MURKICANS could come up with on to pretend it never happened…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Oh I knew it was fake, I just thought it was funny…”

scotchnaut

Lanning’s advice with respect to Cignetti? “Don’t mess with a Missionary Man”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnSIHArdfJU

SonOfSpam

Was Annie Lennox ever hot? Discuss.

NotShogunButShogun

Horatio Cornblower

/conjures storm in 1588

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1l98h3Z1ps
Let’s ask the experts…

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clint greasewood

Some kid in South Bend Indiana is running to confessional booth to admit he about to betray his family and change hiss allegiance to IU.

ThurberHerder

I feel like I get to post this every couple years

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Redshirt

Hey! Oregon may cover the spread after all!

WCS

/Hoosiers first play is 58-yard run

UPDATE: BLEEERGH TAKETH

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rockingdog

Forgot to post this earlier this week
🎶 🇺🇸 🇻🇪

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yXSg_PPd-g0&pp=0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv

Redshirt

Well, at least I can say my team lost to both teams playing for the championship. That makes everything so much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75fNy1LmlhE&pp=ygUcc3Rld2llIGdyaWZmaW4gY3J5aW5nIGluIGJlZA%3D%3D

SonOfSpam

As a Bruins fan, same. AND we lost to you. Which is pathetic.

But we beat the pedos.