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Good evening. Señor Weaselo is taking tonight off, as he has been fulfilling his civic responsibilities as a juror. As the DFOer to discuss jury duty most recently around these parts, it has fallen to me to sub in for him. While we need not necessarily wumbo, we must still Wednesday.

I cannot believe it is already March. Here in DC, we have gone from legit winter last week to legit summer this week. And it will be back in the 40s as soon as tomorrow.  No, Stephen Miller, not the 1940s, don’t get too erect you little Goebbels fuck.

:sigh: I promised myself I wouldn’t talk politics in this post.  Though I believe it was Plato who said something along the lines of those who don’t pay attention to their government are doomed to be ruled by fools.  Nah, he didn’t know what he was talking about.

I promise I’ll (semi-cogently) talk politics AND get you all one or more of my delinquent BOTGs over the coming weeks. But for now, hope springs eternal, whether you’re a team that thought the Ravens had acquired Maxx Crosby or a baseball fan somewhat following what’s up in Arizona and/or Florida. My favorite take on the former was a redditor saying, Quoth the Ravens, Nevermind. Regardless, I’m loving that the whole league now doesn’t trust Eric DeCosta.  Should have already known not to trust a Baltimoron, right, Fozz?  I’m kidding, put down the purple camo chainsaw and go back to your bourbon.

This should be enough word count to hit the minimum, but just in case, how about the REAL Best Fan in Baseball:

The Mariners' newest recruit is looking like a very good boy
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WHAT A GOOD BOY! And he absolutely would pass a physical.

What’s on TV Tonight?

NCAAM BBALL

It’s March, so there be madness afoot.

Northwestern vs Indiana in the Big Ten Tournament, 5:30 PM DFO Time on the Big Ten Network
Cal vs FSU in the ACC Tournament, 6 PM DFO time on ESPN
BU vs Lehigh in the Patriot League Tournament, 6 PM DFO time on CBS
Rutgers vs Minnesota in the Big Ten Tournament, 8 PM DFO time on the Big Ten Network
Wake Forest vs Clemson in the ACC Tournament, 8:30 PM DFO time on ESPN

Hockey

Caps at Flyers, 6:30 PM DFO time on TNT

NBA

Cavs at Magic, 6:42 PM DFO time on ESPN
Rockets at Nuggets, 9:05 PM DFO time on ESPN

Beisbol

DR vs Venezuela in the WBC, 7 PM on FS1

Futbol

CONCACAF, 6:20 PM DFO time on FS2 (Ask Hippo or someone for any information on this sport)

That’s all she wrote, tip your bartenders, read all of BrewskiFellerRon’s Super Bowl BOTGs, and check in on your neighbors every once in a while, you might even enjoy the conversation. TO THE COMMENTS!