This quick hit post is coming to you LIVE from the British Library, where I both very recently took a shit and the picture you see in this post (neither in the same room nor at the same time).

In case you were educated in the American public school system or otherwise unaware or contemptuous of European history, the document featured in that photo is the Magna Carta. Plenty of smarter people than I can give you its history or context, but I’ll just share something quick and then tie it back to the shitshow that is America today.

When I was a young BFC freshly arrived in Washington, DC, I was a congressional intern, which meant in addition to opening mail and being an office peon, I gave Capitol tours to constituents. I gave a LOT of Capitol tours. One of the things in the Capitol Rotunda, the best part of the tour if you can’t take a group on the floor or up into the dome, is a replica of that aforementioned Magna Carta. It’s gold and ornate and was a gift from the British to celebrate our bicentennial and that’s cool and all, but what I remember beyond the dates and facts was the key principle: that King John signed the Magna Carta and enshrined into the legal tradition that NO MAN, not even a king, was above the law.

That is a foundational of our whole system, not since our (American) Revolution but since our British antecedents codified it in 1215.

And yet daily we see a President and other modern oligarchs regularly flouting the law. I mean, Trump literally is saying the same thing Nixon did that everyone knew was wrong then and still is now.

Emoluments, illegal self dealings, tearing down the East Wing, DOGE, wars, golf courses, there’s a whole list you can Google for yourself but that’s not even what’s most depressing for me anymore. It’s that if you’re rich or powerful enough, you don’t have to obey the law whether or not you’re president. How else can you explain the zero Epstein prosecutions or that Elon is getting away with election fraud or the way the crypto industry has spent literal hundreds of millions of dollars getting the regulations they want stopped or changed? Not to make it seem like I’m trying to redeem John Edwards, but there really are two Americas: an in group protected by the law but not bound by it, and another bound by the law but not protected by it. That’s not a BFC original, some context here, but its fucking salient and depressing.

If only American voters would hold people accountable for the inequitable approaches to justice and come back to a world where laws (and facts) operate evenly. But even without bread and circuses, we seem happy to infight and ostracize rather than to hold folks accountable. If you all have good ideas/solutions, I’m all ears, but for me, I’m likely going from the Library to the pub.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Also one” makes it way funnier than “zero” would have been.

SonOfSpam

Agree 100%

Horatio Cornblower

LIV is dying?

I confess I don’t follow golf, but what little I did know about LIV indicated that everyone involved was an asshole, so this seems awesome.

jjfozz

I’ll call myself a Catholic, been raised since birth. I recognize and am disappointed and appalled at the shit it’s done. I’m not dumb.

As for other religions, I am completely acceptable of their beliefs, many of them make sense to me. I have friends who are Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, etc., and I’ve had deep conversations with them that have expanded my world view, thoughts, and feelings.

If you’re an atheist that’s completely cool. Who knows who’s right?

But when assholes in the White House go after the Pope, it’s hard to separate the above feelings with how I feel about the Holy Father. I’m saying that part is ingrained.

I’ve been to the Vatican and was blown away. The Pieta made me cry. No shit.

And while those guards dress in fancy boy costumes, I would not mind seeing them laying waste to those fucking turds in DC. Fuck them.

WCS

I honestly expect JD to say the pope “doesn’t understand Catholism” or “doesn’t love Jesus enough” at some point. Surprised he hasn’t already.

Trump couldn’t care less; he thinks the pope, “runs the Muslims or something.”

jjfozz

It’s funny to hear my Catholic mother in law complain about the Pope’s stance on immigration. I guess she forgot the part where Jesus said, “Do unto others.” Or maybe that her parents weren’t American Indian and came here from Germany and Ireland.

WCS

I know this is very important information, and will absolutely impact each and every one of you: there’s a taco/nacho buffet in the breakroom!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Huh. I thought Nacho was in jail.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

FUCKING WEBP IMAGES GAH I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU NOW I KNOW HOW MARK SANCHEZ FELT WHEN THAT DELIVERY DRIVER, UH, MILDLY INCONVENIENCED HIM.

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WCS

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“NACHO! WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN? OH, RIGHT… HOW’S JAIL?!”

jjfozz

Be the office jokester and plant your hand in the nacho cheese, pull it out and slap it on your face and yell, ‘LOOK AT ME I’M A CHEESY GUY!’

jjfozz

I will never give up on my country.

BUT

The greatest achievement those fuckshits have accomplished is using the media – legacy, new, social – to drive an absolute wedge between people on multiple fronts: political thoughts, race, sexual orientation, wealth, etc.

When you get the dogs and cats fighting, you can do just about whatever you fucking want to.

Those in power can eat shit with a shovel. The rest of us: it’s root, hog, or die.

WCS

Distract with ragebait, divide and conquer. It works, and it’s very profitable.

jjfozz

Shitball rulers been doing this since time began

Gumbygirl

I just saw that Tulsi Gabbard, Russian Agent, is planning on re-litigating Trump’s last impeachment. Do it! Remind everyone what a total sleaze he and his cronies are, six months before an election. Stupid bitch.

WCS

It’s so refreshing to see these idiots demonstrate how truly inept and inane they are whenever they’re forced out of their bubbles.

Don T

Spite > Strategy. That’s the Trump way. He’ll never say he’s wrong and will fire every bootlicker in an instant.

scotchnaut

The only thing he loves more than himself is humiliating folks that have declared their fealty to him. It’s disgusting on all levels to observe.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

But it’s also a little funny. Remember Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions? Or Rudy Giuliani?

Doktor Zymm

The best theory I’ve heard is that people don’t want to hold billionaires accountable because they’re pretty sure they’re going to be a billionaire one day pretty soon (it’s just the immigrants/gays/liburuls holding them back) and they want to be sure they won’t have to follow any pesky laws once that happens. Delusional in the extreme, but not easy to talk people out of.

Don T

I read something that went: “If rich folks don’t fight rich folks to benefit poor people, why the hell do poor people fight poor people to benefit rich people”

SonOfSpam

Trout and Judge have both homered again today at Yankee Stadium.

They have NINE homers combined in the four game series. So far.

WCS

It’s TCO Appreciation Week, which means I did not have to show up in uniform. I was not aware of this.

SonOfSpam

You wore pants for nothing???

scotchnaut

But the chicks were free.

SonOfSpam

Lookit them yoyos!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[is disappointed by the lack of actual yo-yo’s] – Eli Manning

Gumbygirl

Tipping Cows Over?

Doktor Zymm

You have to wear a uniform to answer the phone? Do a lot of people video call 911?

Don T

Great post 💯
I’m sure every single lawyer, litigator or not, has had to field this: “X did [heinous thing] to me. Can X do that? Isn’t that illegal?”
Well, X already did [heinous thing] so yeah: X can do that to you, and much more.
Laws are worthless if they are not enforced. And for laws to work, you need government officials to give a shit—from clerks to cops to district attorneys to judges to whatever independent oversight agencies still exist in the federal gvt.
Of course, if the majority of folks put values above personal interests, laws cease to be indispensable. Or not even values; just keep it light on the greed. It still jars me that “conflict of interest” has become outdated and utopic.

yeah right

Mission report full Day One!

At least the French know how to deal with their tyrants.

Boy howdy we got into Paris today. Holy fuck.
Notre Dame is open and gorgeous but still under construction on the Left Bank side.
Did the walking food thing and the best dessert hands down was an Iranian dessert made with Phylo dough and butter. Mine was lemon cardomom.
Crossed the Seine, had 2 baguettes a latte and so much cheese.
Probably pushed 7 miles.
Louvre tomorrow but first?

All the French wine!

Bon jour!

yeah right

Notre Dame at Noon. The bells went off for about 5 minutes. The timing was perfect.

yeah right

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

i have this picture on my phone.

enjoy Paris!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Mine was lemon cardomom.

“That sounds divine. I could totally go for a cardiomom right about now.” – Zach Wilson

WCS

Would love MILF Hunter Zed end up on a Superb Owl-winning roster in the future.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

ZACH: “I’M GOING TO ORANGE COUNTY!”

REPORTER: “So you can go to Disneyland, right?”

ZACH: “Uh, yeah, sure.”

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Gumbygirl

Bon soir!

Doktor Zymm

Persians have a sweet tooth, they are masters of dessert (and they live in the desert so if you believe in a divine creator you kinda gotta wonder if they made a typo in their genAI prompt here)

Glad to hear Notre Dame is open and jealous about the cheese

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Optimism grew on Thursday that the Iran war may be near an end, with a key Pakistani mediator having made ​a breakthrough on “sticky issues”, a source said, although Iran warned the fate of its nuclear program had not been resolved. – Reuters

The “sticky issues” that have been resolved (artist’s conception):

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Horatio Cornblower

Responsible Democracy is hard work. To paraphrase Janeane Garofolo “our parents worked really hard to make sure that we’d have a better life than them and wouldn’t have to work as hard and, guess what? we don’t!”

Also Boomers live way too long and don’t have the common decency to share the wealth. Add in a failing public education system, overpopulation, any one of several isms and baby, you got an autocratic stew goin’!!

SonOfSpam

As of right now, the only demographic group that Trump still has majority support is Gen X, so maybe Bart was right about us:

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Horatio Cornblower

I have some good news for you about another Vietnam.

I have some bad news for you about how old Gen X is.

Doktor Zymm

There are plenty of shitty dudes right around draft age

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Some might argue “too many”.

blaxabbath

2A.

But what I really came here to talk about this morning is that our industry meeting are coming up (for code writing and technical manuals, etc) and I sit on one committee. That is an absolute disaster. And it goes to the whole structure of the organization that you don’t need to hear me get all into about (basically, our industry needs a King — and it can only be me).

ANYWAYS, committee is a bunch of old/expired dudes. The draft agenda went out and now there is an ongoing email thread on the ‘technical’ issue that is just LONG AI answers. Like, you guys don’t even listen to each other speak for 30 seconds; I know no one is reading that AI slop email.

But the kicker hit this morning. When a dude — big bossy professional loudmouth type (also quite knowledgeable and I do agree with him in principle on this issue) — sends an email that starts with (I did not add the bold).

Subject: re: Barrier Coefficient

Here’s your refined, fluid, email-blast version—tightened, smoother transitions, and still sharp:

Subject: Barrier Coefficient – Design vs Responsibility

Dear Fellow Engineers,

I mean — are we supposed to build the next generation of American homes based on the idea that the most expensive guy has found a way to keep taking responsibility for the all that work until he dies….in 3 years?

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LemonJello

Next generation of American homes*

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*prototype, final version may not have walls or a roof

SonOfSpam

That’s an incredible 800 year old document. Sure, King John was kinda sorta forced into signing it, but it really laid the groundwork for America (1776-2016)

Horatio Cornblower

I’d have to look this up, and I’m not going to, but I think King John pretty much immediately reneged on it and started having people whacked.

SonOfSpam

Sounds right (also will not look it up)

WCS

Americans are simply too preoccupied, too lazy, and/or both to care. There are also so many, the campaign slogan Homer gave us, “can’t somebody else do it?” is an ethos, not a concept.

blaxabbath

The Revolutionary War was won with guerilla warfare.

Horatio Cornblower

Bullshit. We didn’t even have zoos back then, let alone gorillas.

LemonJello

Do you have a minute to hear about our lord and savior, the Guillotine?

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