25 Questions About…

This

I speak of course, about the ole In-n-Out.  If you are reading the header, you are probably thinking, “There goes Balls, going into something sexual again!  I wonder if he’s going to talk about ass play again…”  Well, dear reader, you are partially correct.  As you well know, I can turn ANY subject into a sexual subject.

It’s a gift.

Really, though, let’s talk about those juicy delicious babies.  My mouth is watering just looking at the picture and it’s only 7 AM as I’m writing this.   You may have…. questions.

1- Does anyone in their right mind look at the calories when getting In-n-Out?

2- Do people get annoyed about the “secret menu” or do they think it’s a cool thing?

3- Is it weird that other companies like Starbucks are now incorporating a “secret menu” into their offerings?

4- Does that mean the “secret menu” has sold out to the man, man?

5- I’m assuming Asian massage parlors have the ultimate secret menu, amirite?

6- Is there where I stick the anal reference in this post?

7- Isn’t “giving her the ole in-n-out” kind of a weird phrase?

8- I mean, it’s really the “ole in and a little deeper in”, right?

9- Or for some of us, the “ole in and a LOT deeper in”, amirite fellas?  Up top!

10- Why did you mess up the high five, man?

11- Have you ever had an In-n-Out shake?

12- Those are some thick fuckers aren’t they?

13- True story, did you know porn stars in the valley warm up for BJ scenes by going to In-n-Out and getting a strawberry shake?

14- If it’s a BBC scene, they’re probably getting chocolate, right?

15- Did you know that, in certain parts of Southern California (cough cough Oxnard cough cough), people actually stick fries in their Wendy’s Frosty and eat them that way?

16- Is this a thing anywhere else in the country?

17- Says a lot about Oxnard, doesn’t it?

18- So,  is sticking a hot fry into a cold frosty akin to sticking a penis into a cold butthole?

19- Are you surprised it took me until question 18 to make the anal reference?

20- Is that what “Animal Style” on the In-n-Out secret menu refers to?

21- Are the other animals pissed that we call it Doggie style instead of Animal style?

22- Like, why can’t it be Cat style?

23- Would that ruin the song?

24- Lion style sounds more regal and classy,  doesn’t it?

25- No way any girl turns down Lion style with a roar as you come,  right?