Sorry not sorry. That’s just the way it goes sometimes.
Normally, I do this theme for Halloween. But looking at the calendar I’m going to miss it by a day this year. It’s on a Thursday and doing it six days early seems stupid.
Though I still have to think of something for 1 November I guess.
/sighs heavily
//cries a little
But fortunately, today is a Friday the 13th.
And a lot of folks like to watch horror films on Friday the 13th. Plus I can re-use a banner image from last year. Thank you Photoshop!!!!!
So we’re doing Scary Sexy Cosplay tonight.
–
My Julius Isn’t Ded!!!!!
OK, first let me point out that is not a euphemism. But I probably need to explain.
A few years ago I got into the habit of feeding my ducks in the backyard twice a day. Then the squirrels got wise to it and started coming to get theirs.
The ducks, unfortunately, have since died (male) or disappeared (female).
And I do not feed the geese. Fuck those assholes.
(Senor Weaselo knows what I’m talkin’ ’bout)
Anywhooooooo….
The squirrels had continued to come and get their fill. For a long time it was as many as 7 or 8 at a time. Then a couple of months ago the numbers started to dwindle. And then I noticed that the hawks were hanging around. Then the last squirrel standing was my Julius. He’s a newbie. And he’s (almost) tame. When I’m out in the garage doing stuff he’ll come in and hide under Dave and peek out at me from behind the front tire. Then I giggle a little. Then I feed him.
We’ve gotten to be friends. I would feed him, then he’d leave and go back up his tree.
Well, Julius had not shown up for the past week. Maybe a little more. I kinda figured he had gotten eaten. It happens.
This morning I was in the garage doing some stuff. I turned around and there he is. My Julius. After being MIA for at least a week. He was peeking up from under Dave. Staring me down for food. I won’t lie, that was the happiest moment of my week this week.
Then he went back up his tree.
But cover your ass Julius. The hawks are still out there.
–
Sports Which Will Scare You And Make You Squirrelly 2Nite
NCAA Football
- U*NC @ Wake Forest – 6:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Wazzou @ Houston – 9:15pmEDT – TV: ESPN
MLB
- Minnesota @ Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
- Milwaukee @ #BFIB – 8:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
Also, I’d like to point out that the Baltimore Orioles and the Detroit Tigers begin a series tonight. Wanna talk about scared and feeling squirrelly? That’s gonna suck.
(As an aside I do not recommend searching youtube for songs about sucking)
((Be more specific, trust me))
–
Halloween Comes Early
I’m glad I never did that.
(get it?)
When I was a kid, clowns used to scare the crap outta me. But she doesn’t seem so bad.
/is immediately killed and stuffed into a clown car
Have a great weekend everyone.
Love ya’s
–
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiG9fuMch84
Also FOAR tWBS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p39Xx1cWxao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwOMnIuAGOY
I’ve got tickets for Vampire Weekend at the Hollywood Bowl and 2 weeks ago they said Tool and Killing Joke were playing at Staples a couple of weeks later. Bit the bullet. FUCK. I’ve seen them both recently but what a fucking line up.
Then this morning I found out that Bauhaus. Yes, all original members, are playing the DAY after I see Slayer, Primus and Ministry.
Why have you forsaken me God?
I WAS AT THIS SHOW WHEN THEY RECORDED THIS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgV041gF9uk
Tremendous
Let’s talk about good samaritans.
Last Sunday when I broke my lip all to shit, I was about 1 and 1/2 miles from home. On Vista Del Mar right along the goddamn beach in L.A. between El Segundo and Manhattan Beach.
I had to walk home.
I was bleeding like a motherfucker.
Both hands covered in blood, shit’s pouring down my face from the lip and the nose.
Ain’t nobody stopped. Nary a one.
I would have accepted help too if nothing else to wash this horror off my face and hands.
Then finally… A girl.. She stepped out of her condo and had her dog on a leash.
Taking it for a walk.
Took one look at my bleeding ass and turned back around and went back in the fucking house.
Ain’t that some shit?
In fairness, you did look like you’d just gone several rounds with Eat-Your-Children-Era Mike Tyson, and that he might be coming down the street after you.
Hippo’s comment earlier reminded me of this gem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5D19K341BY
This is a true discussion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ4UErc8s7g
I will like any dirty work reference. Norm Mac Donald is one of the best comedians of all time.
For driving 400 miles for a fucking first date goes, today was pretty epic. A round of golf and a fancy dinner and drinks. Literally counting down the minutes until I pick her up for breakfast in the morning.
You sir, are a legitimate badass.
That’s good hustle
Last name better be Rockefeller for that shit.
Good on you, brother.
Hers or his?
Brunch sex is the best. Enjoy!
So you’re banging a croissant eh? Good show.
I’m trying. She is fucking electric. Can put a good move on a golf ball, too.
Damn, Col. You’ve got game!
Chase that dream!
And/or well, you know.
Before i nod off, i give you my favorite moment in any Friday the 13th film:
This was the only good thing about that entire movie. And Jason Goes to Hell is still the worst movie I’ve ever watched. Give me any unriffed MST3k movie over that cursed abomination. I’m completely serious.
I always enjoyed this absurd shot
we maybe has a game again on the non-Paloose
upon further review…see everyone for Fulham/West Brom??
you know, a Scooby-Doo cast version of The Aristocrats! would be quite humourous.
Close enough?
Also, daphne as a blonde? What the hell?
yeah, and nobody’s fisting the dog, even
FOR SHAME
ruh-roh Raggy!!!
If they were on the Raggy they couldn’t shoot the video.
Still about 40 minutes of viewing time for me remaining in last night’s Geelong-West Coast game. I’ve taken my first of two melatonins; I wonder if I’ll make it to the conclusion….
I missed Rev’s 9/11 post due to work, but I just read this and got a little dusty up in here:
https://twitter.com/ClaysandBirds/status/1171634962908553217?s=19
For the 20th anniversary, we should host a special Coach Carroll/Ochocinco symposium on Who Really Did 9/11
According to University of Tennessee frats, my people are to blame
guess we know where Petey will go for his semi-retirement job
/seriously, I don’t even want to Google that. UT had a reputation for letting any dumb jackass in, at least 20 yrs ago
Don’t want to spoil it, but Ochocinco is between the Lucky Charms leprechaun, and Charlie Kelly’s ghouls
https://twitter.com/melissaeweiss/status/1172163644399992832
fuck a duck. Hope somebody castrates the perpetrators
Fox News has had a lot more coverage on the “scourge of AntiFa” than on shit like this, but that’s ok, because Evangelicals have decided that Republicans are good for Israel.
Josh Marshall had a good piece on how that “pat on the head” stuff is so deeply entwined with anti-semitism, and how Trump is the ultimate manifestation of that
I mean, no one told me at the Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy meeting the month before, but….
WCS – you cranking one out to Dana Holgerson’s terrible, no good, awful Friday night?
/also, am open to a #ShameBet tomorry
I know, I know. How does one get any lower on the #ShameSpectrum than being associated with Moo U. or Fuckers du Cousins.
TRUE WCS FACT: I wish Dana no ill will. His reign at WVU was becoming stale, and he’s from Houston. Makes sense to me.
he kind of left y’all’s cupboard bare, was why I was thinking maybe was not super liked. But I guess that’s FITBAW for ya
He did, but, not for lack of trying. Administration wasn’t paying his assistants, he had the audacity to say they needed more resources for recruiting and was repeatedly ignored, and the transfer window was the deal-breaker.
yeah, that kinda sucks
I am way too fat. There is no way I could properly run away during a zombie apocalypse. Also, how would I stay in pillz?
Switch to crack or meth! You’ll lose weight, and be a whole lot faster!
the Jim Carrey “crystal meth diet” sketch was the only time I found him funny after In Living Colour
RIDE THE SNAKE
WEAR! the vibrating heat beads
I dunno. His performance in The Number 23 is pretty funny in light of Matt Nagy’s 43 Yards sequel
I love that someone put this list together, cuz i was gonna lazily post gifs of them all, but it feels somewhat blasphemous that they put a girl from the remake at #1
https://medium.com/as-vast-as-space-and-as-timeless-as-infinity/ranking-the-hottest-women-of-friday-the-13th-2d11de9f6bd9
Please don’t be the one with the rude and awful boobjob …
Oh, #7. Pfft. Recency bias abounds. I seem to recall Tracie Savage being the hottest, so of course she’s #14.
small titties be so wonderful. I never understand the boob job mania.
The most annoying thing is porn stars. Not a single one female porn star has become more attractive after getting them, but they still do and it sucks. But at least there are some times when they do turn out well. Never in porn, it seems, but other celebs or woman in general it’s a mixed bag of sand.
yeah, it is hard to find slender framed/small or natural boobs in my preferred porn genre at least (non-incest-y lesbian)
MILF?
I’m only half kidding since it seems like there aren’t a lot of short/small MILF actresses, even the ones who’ve basically come back from their fallow years (to use Jon Ronson’s term) hiatus after playing teens into their mid to late 20s like Vanessa Cage and Marie McCray did.
Anyway, It sucks to have to go back and look for pre-implant videos for various reasons, but at least there are some decent ones for Jessa Rhodes. And there’s also the matter of those who mangle their faces like August Ames started doing. I’m also still uncertain if Lauren Phillips has implants or not because I can’t/won’t even trust their own words. A newish video from her site says she’s natural, but I don’t know.
In conclusion, porn is a land of contrasts. This has been your daily report.
this is just FUCKING POETRY right here, man got THOUGHTS!
BFD. Thoughts don’t pay the rent
Nah, but isn’t earning the respect and approval of imaginary weirdos like us MOAR important??
I applaud your commitment gentlemen.
That being said, seems like petite girls are making a comeback.
Pun unintended
Is it too soon for an Antonio Brown joke?
Not enough women do research and/or is willing to spend top dollar on a great surgeon. You hate to see it.
Why would Aussie football use Huey Lewis as bumper music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaTQAaJWW54
That’s the power of love.
Because Aussies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uEMOeDZsA
Distractingly bad to hear hip to be square
OMG, I just heard it. lol, this is not square mates.
Here comes the raid in Johnny Trans place. Of course Johnny was importing legally the DVDs