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I’m happy to say that, thanks to the efforts of our esteemed Internet Dad,

Seen here reading our helpful comments during the crisis.

the site transfer has held up & looks to be stable going forward. So “huzzah!” for the bestest boss in all of flyover country.

And again, on behalf of us all, thanks for sticking around during the reconstruction. Here’s hoping we don’t have to do this again until the next pandemic.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Toronto vs Vancouver – 7:00pm COVID!!!
    • Chicago vs Detroit – 7:00pm | NHLN
    • Edmonton vs Winnipeg – 7:00pm | CBC / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Golden State vs Boston = 8:30pm | ABC / Sportsnet360
    • Grizzlies vs. Bucks – 9:00pm | TSN3
  • MLB:
    • Dodgers vs. Padres – 8:00pm | TSN2
  • NCAA COVID-schedule football:
    • Alabama A&M at Alabama St. – 7:30pm | ESPN2
  • Futbol:
    • Liga MX: Cruz Azul at Club América – 10:00pm | TUDN
  • Fisticuffs:
    • Boxing:
      • Super welterweights: Tony Harrison vs. Bryant Perrella – 8:00pm | FOX
    • UFC:
      • UFC Fight Night: Whittaker vs. Gastelum
        • Prelims – 8:00pm | TSN
        • Main card – 10:00pm | ESPN / TSN

Looks like a good Saturday night – little exposition from me, and lots of quality sports on the teevee. Have at it!

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Brick Meathook

You can almost see my house! (if you were sitting on the other side of the plane)

Boeing 777 takeoff from Los Angeles LAX and landing at Amsterdam Schiphol AMS

https://youtu.be/RWXkDCafaCQ?t=218

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Gumbygirl

Something to look forward to

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yeah right

If I ever wanted to see what life was like back in my 30’s I could scroll down an hour on this post.

Nah man I done my time.

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SonOfSpam

Hey, just make me breakfast and we’re good.

Kidding. Let’s rock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4uwi5cUyco

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SonOfSpam

(I have a comment awaiting approval and I swear it’s only partially about abusing underage sheep)

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Beerguyrob

Sorry – I was in the shitter.

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SonOfSpam

Hey all.

Drinking and gonna keep doing that.

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yeah right

Well hell.

How about we drink things together?

That could be fun.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Today’s beers have included but are not limited to a Portland sour, a SoCal IPA, a flight of random local IPAs from Paperback Brewing, an SF Yuzu and Bayleaf Witbier (h/t zymm), and a Mikkeller raspberry blush. I’m forgetting at least one and the night is young.

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SonOfSpam

Excellent. Mine were bought for me.

They include Stella Artois and Coors Light.

Whatever.

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Gumbygirl

Blessed are the peacemakers

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yeah right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV5_LQArLa0

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SonOfSpam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08083BNaYcA

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

How dare you

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Gumbygirl

Testing

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Gumbygirl

Yay, I changed my avatar! They said it couldn’t be done (I said it couldn’t be done)

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ballsofsteelandfury

NICE!!

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Gumbygirl

It’s a good one, huh. Took me awhile to find it.

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SonOfSpam

It has the Balls seal of approval.

That seal is a blown seal.

(stolen from Kip Odata)

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Dunstan

/drops a sand dollar in the box for Jerry’s Squids

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yeah right

Rock on with your bad self.

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yeah right

Received loud and clear Big Bear.

Hello World!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqot8uyJ3LI

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

New Avatar. Scandalous.

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Fronkenshteen

He’s asleep. Now I just need to pop off the toilet and fire off a couple of shots to get back to sleep with a maybe sleeping pile of judgement eyeing me up for scorn tomorrow morning….as I make breakfast for our kids. Marriage is fucking awesome. J

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Fronkenshteen

My 2 year old just woke up crying. Real crying , like he was afraid or in pain. I hopped out of bed to comfort him.

Ah shit, he’s crying again. Now I have to measure comforting him against pissing off my wife, who wants me to just leave him alone until morning.

When taking care of a kid will make you hate your spouse. Fun times. Fear not: she hates me WAY more. And she ain’t wrong (vodka).

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BugEyedBoo

When our daughter was around that age she would do what you just described – wake up bawling. She’s be inconsolable, and would cry for a good 15-20 minutes. Never knew why. Good for one every couple of weeks for about a year.

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Gumbygirl

Kids that age have night terrors. Not full fledged nightmares, and they usually do get right back to sleep.

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Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

Jizz mop, aisle 3!

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ballsofsteelandfury

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

What do they sell there?

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Brick Meathook

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BugEyedBoo

They have a weird law here in Ohio, where you’re allowed to buy fireworks in Ohio, but not to legally set them off in Ohio. You have to sign a form where you swear that you’re absolutely not setting them off in Ohio.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I really hope they find a new love interest in season 2 of The Order. And then find a new love interest for that person, because I really do not need to see any more of the two current leads.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The show closed out its first season with a stripped down, soulful cover of Roxette’s “Must Have Been Love” and the Ark of the Covenant made a cameo for no discernible reason. I think it’s pretty clear that this show has found its stride.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok we’re watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit and I’m getting hammered. What’s up with y’all?

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Mr. Ayo

I’m definitely doing one of those things.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Makes Disney plus worth it, right?

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Mr. Ayo

Jessica Rabbit actually.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m actually wrapping things up for the night to read my book (Revelation Space).

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Mr. Ayo

I’m wrapping my thing up for something else.

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Dunstan

Just finished some lamb chops with white beans and escarole. Drinking wine and playing Football Manager for the first time in a while. I think my team plays better when I drink.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That sounds fucking outstanding. When does your kitchen start offering delivery?

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Dunstan

Tricky, because it’s a one-man operation, and he’s rarely sober enough to drive.

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Brick Meathook

i’ve been super-productive all week but today was exceptional, up since six a.m. i rewarded myself with steak and eggs and now i’m eating ice cream.

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Horatio Cornblower

Mrs. Cornblower is dealing with hot flashes and we’ve reached an understanding that the best way for me to help is to shut the fuck up and keep drinking more.

Look, I’m not saying ‘Logan’s Run’ was perfect, but it had some ideas worth hearing out.

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Gumbygirl

Keep her in good chocolate and stay out of her way. Trust me.

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Horatio Cornblower

WAY ahead of you. I’ve been buying 72% dark chocolate candy bars for months. Expensive? Yes. Better than being beaten to death with a frying pan by a sweaty crying woman? Also yes.

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Gumbygirl

You’re no dummy, I don’t care what they say about you!

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I love you too, Rob.

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Horatio Cornblower

You’re the best, Internet Dad. I hope you someday find those cigarettes you’ve spent so much time looking for.

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Gumbygirl

Awww

https://youtu.be/RQ38g4X7WE4

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Horatio Cornblower

“We’re in all the magazines/Gulping down Thorazines”

That album turned me on to punk.

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Gumbygirl

Me too! It’s still my favorite of theirs.

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Beerguyrob

Gotta say it out loud for people to believe it.

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Horatio Cornblower

Three beers in. Do I go for a stout to end the night?

/ this is a rhetorical question

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herodotus450

After a few beers “stout” is the best youre gonna get from me, buddy.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

End?

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Doktor Zymm

I’m thinking it would be pretty fun to go to both the International Gay Rodeo and the Calgary Stampede when they both happen again and compare and contrast

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King Hippo

ah don’t recommend asking Buddy wut he considers a “Calgary Stampede”

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Beerguyrob

At the Stampede the women still dress like season three of “Hee Haw”.

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litre_cola

Melatonin, an edible, glass of red wine, oh there will hopefully be sleep.

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King Hippo

either that, or you come to consciousness a few hours later, nekkid on the subway

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Horatio Cornblower

Melatonin rules.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Not a fan, personally. Wait, you said ‘melanin’, right?” – Jerry Richardson

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Dunstan

Just made sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week. I steeped some peppercorns in the gin for a bit, and studded the cucumber slice with some more.

I like it. For round 2 I might try just a squeeze of lime juice, but I’m not sure it’ll be an improvement. I’m just doing it for, you know, science.

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Sharkbait

I was wondering how the lime would work. Maybe a little basil in there next time?

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Dunstan

Don’t have any basil, so that’ll have to wait for another time. I think it might overwhelm the cucumber though.

The version with lime is ok, but I think I prefer the original version. Even using 1/3 oz of lime juice really makes it citrusy. Which is fine, but it loses the subtlety.

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Sharkbait

thanks for sticking around during the reconstruction.

A. Johnson – 1866

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Mr. Ayo

I don’t understand why we have all these levies and property taxes to fund schools when this place is totally free.

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Dunstan

And highly educational: the history of con artistry, personal finance, mixology, the culinary arts, music, glamour photography, and of course dick jokes.

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Brick Meathook

And radial aircraft engines

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herodotus450

That’s “first president to be impeached” Andrew Johnson to you, buddy.

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Dunstan

“Only impeached once? What a loser!” — Donald J. Trump

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herodotus450

AND he won the popular vote, what a sucker!

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Brick Meathook

Place-Saint-Henri Metro Station, Montreal

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Don T

I wonder if acting like a gentleman can be achieved without seeming uppity. A well-timed crotch scratch might do.

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BeefReeferLives

Being polite and urbane can be achieved without being perceived as uppity. I find dressing like a complete slob and never washing my automobile helps.

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TheRevanchist

I’ve been doing that for a decade.

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Gumbygirl

This is from Crap Wildlife Photography

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Mr. Ayo

I don’t see any crap there. Just shitty framing.

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Don T

Foxes be discrete amirite!

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Doktor Zymm

Nice ass!

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Horatio Cornblower

It’s clearly a fox. Nailed it.

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Mr. Ayo

You did what to it?!?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Time to cook that salmon that’s in the fridge, because the odds of the Dr. Mrs. cooking it are approximately the same of the odds of it cooking itself.

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Horatio Cornblower

Never “cook” salmon. Grill it, lightly, with just enough oil to keep from tearing it up on the grill.

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Doktor Zymm

I poached salmon once

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Horatio Cornblower

Was Prince Phillip mad?

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Doktor Zymm

He asked me if I was Scottish

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Horatio Cornblower

“Elizabeth, those filthy Picts are at it again.”

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Brick Meathook

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scotchnaut

“The Gyro. The Gyro…”

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litre_cola

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Gumbygirl

Yes please!

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Mr. Ayo

I’d put that in my mouth.

If you know what I mean.

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herodotus450

The long maligned Cree helicopters…

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BeefReeferLives

“JOHNNY REB DON’T SURF!!!!”

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herodotus450

Local hockey player who wore #39 was traded for two players who now wear #’s 15 and 24, WEEIRD.

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litre_cola

SexiMecsi futbol indeed. So this is what it like to support a club that actually can win once in awhile. Tacos for everyone!

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litre_cola

Oh hell yes the Puebla style is Tacos Arabes.
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ballsofsteelandfury

PUEBLA!!

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Fronkenshteen

Hot take: Ho Chi Minh was gay.

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scotchnaut

No wonder your country bombed the hell out of his trail back in the day. Domino Theory and all.

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herodotus450

Liberace wore a lot of clothes that looked like dominos. And you know what they say about Liberace…He was (is?) very, VERY opposed to French imperialism including the 20th remnants of such in Vietnam.

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scotchnaut

Van Cliburn’s foreign policy puts Liberace’s to shame. It was the former that created the “Black Key Detente”.

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herodotus450

People forget Kaiser Wilhelm was just following Handel’s “Alliance in C Major” policy when he joined WW1

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scotchnaut

“Large Pianists and Their Role in European Geopolitics” is the name of my Golden Retriever.

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Mr. Ayo

“Heel LPTREG!”

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

More like Ho Chi Men amirite?

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Don T

Yes, but James Baldwin gay or Mario Cantone gay?

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scotchnaut

“Good job, I haven’t seen a single Jew here.”

-Philip, meeting Juan Carlos, king of Spain

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King Hippo

I absolutely played the shit out of that “Paperboy” video game. That and the Indiana Jones/Temple of Doom one were my middle school convenience store favoUrites.

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BeefReeferLives

Ayup. I remember jamming the SHIT out of the handlebar/control thing on the console game to avoid getting smacked like in the clip above and being yelled at by the restaurant owner about it…

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

When I built my first RetroPi, that was one of the first arcade games I loaded up. It’s so fucking hard.

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litre_cola

Yuge game in Prairieland Canadia tonight, followed up by a SexcsiMexi derby.

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Doktor Zymm

“Testicles” is a much better word if you pronounce it so it rhymes with Pericles

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scotchnaut

The Sword of Testicles dangling over my head fills me with dread. And wonder. How much does it cost?

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ballsofsteelandfury

“Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo. ”

– Prince Philip to a Sikh.

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scotchnaut

“Wow! Your previous life must have sucked really, really bad!”

-Philip, talking to a Buddhist

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Doktor Zymm

Having Bibimbop for linner, so obviously a perfect pairing for that kimchi sour beer!

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scotchnaut

DID SOMEONE SAY BIBIMBOP???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE&ab_channel=HansonVEVO

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Mr. Ayo

Bim?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lku3ew_qC5o

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herodotus450

No, BIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSadzQJckpo

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Gumbygirl

Bim, you say? How about a twofer

https://images.app.goo.gl/uLJ1zhV4uQkAkwCa9

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Mr. Ayo

Bimbo is a different thing.

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