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Thanks to his amazing and no doubt well-endowed penis, we have an All-Mr. Ayo pictorial today. Truly one of our best, if I’m being honest. Thank you very much for your contributions! Keep up the awesome work!
On to Balls’ Thoughts O’ Da Week!
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Balls’ AFL Finals Preview Part Trois
Early this morning, the Geelong Cats got the shit kicked out of them by the Melbourne Demons. It was an 80+ point demolishing that was highly embarrassing
I woke up early for work, saw the Three Quarter Time score, shrugged, continued taking my shit, and then worked out.
The other Preliminary Final is Port Adelaide v Western at the Adelaide Oval and that will be shown on TV late tonight starting at 2:30 AM Pacific. Any of you on the East Coast can wake up early for that one and watch it while eating your Vegemite sandwich and a XXXX to get in the mood.
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A Midnight Reflection
For whatever reason, the fan on our AC decided to take a shit last night, so the AC was working, but no air was circulating. That meant it was fucking hot and I couldn’t sleep.
In the middle of the night, it started to rain and there was thunder and lightning. These are typical of desert climates and last night triggered a memory from when we used to live in the Arizona desert.
Back then, I got really into country music and there are songs from that era that still resonate with me to this day. I will be playing a selection of these in the music section today.
Congratulations to Gumbygirl for guessing the All-Australiano DJ theme from the last few weeks! You’ll get a break this week, but I’ll be back with another puzzle next week.
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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
Here are your Top 11 pictures of the week.
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today we are playing songs brought to mind by a thunderstorm-filled rainy summer night. Enjoy!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.
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