Your 2017 Indigenous Round Guernseys!

Welcome to a special mid-week edition of the AFL Beat.  The Indigenous Round is always one of my favorite Rounds as each team comes up with designs that reflect the culture of the Indigenous people of Australia in an effort to recognize the contributions that Indigenous people have made to

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 9

We are BACK!  And now that our fun quest/saga has concluded nicely with the Goddess in my lovely arms, it is time for me to take over the mid-morning Monday timeslot (see, AFL Media?  I can do alliteration too!  Call me!).  This week, the Cats stop playing like pussies, there was

25 Questions About….

Pooping in the middle of the night. As I write this,  it is 2:45 AM and I'm sitting on the throne. I specifically woke up with the urge to go.  I tried to fight it,  but I couldn't go back to sleep.  You may have... questions. 1- What kind of fucked up

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Rounds 7 and 8

So, a lot of things have happened since I last saw you.  tWBS rolled into town and raised some hell.  I replaced my car. Oh, and there were a heap of upsets in the AFL and the competition has now gotten super tight like my first girlfriend's vagina.  Or a-hole.

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shaving your genitals. Let me back up for a second. On last week's AFL Beat, I may or may not have mentioned that I would shave my balls early if the Geelong Cats lost to the Gold Coast Suns. As you may have surmised,  even though I didn't do an AFL Beat

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babies.  In the last two days, our good friends Litre_cola and Sunrisesunrise have been blessed with Deci-litre and lil sunrisesunrisesunrise.  I wish them both and their wives the very best and I will raise a glass to their babies' health this weekend.  In the meantime, such momentous events in our

La Madre Patria

The title translates into English literally as "The Mother Country" or colloquially as "The Motherland".  This name for Spain is commonly used in Latin America.  The relationship between Latin American countries and Spain is....complicated. In Spanish, the phrase "Qué padre!" is roughly translated as "Cool!" or "Awesome!".  In contrast, the phrase

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 5

I'm going to admit something to you folks right off the bat:  This edition of the AFL Beat is going to be... a little weird.  Yes, I understand it was weird the last couple of weeks with tWBS taking over and doing a masterful job.  I'm not talking about that,

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this thing. Today, as you know, is April 20.  For the majority of the DFO audience, 4/20 means a celebration of the plant that is now legal to consume for personal recreational use in Colorado, Washington, Alaska, Maine, Massachussetts, Nevada, and Oregon. Recreational use will become legal in California on January