Consequences

Factory of Sadness

blaxabbath - December 7, 2017December 7, 2017

INT. CLEVELAND BROWNS BOARD ROOM, WEEK 14 -- 6:25 A.M. Chief Strategy Officer Paul DePodesta knocks once and enters through the doorway. The room is occupied but eerily quiet for a Thursday morning. His coworkers, General Manager Sashi Brown and Coach Hue Jackson, quietly greet DePodesta as he grabs a chair between

2017 Quotables – Week 13 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

Looks like we're back to fan action this week. But since some people aren't watching the NFL anymore, you're gonna have to go to the SEC to see some real fans. Fortunately, snowflakes wear Zubaz too. I'd like to think the broadcasts return to focusing on fan engagement has something

2017 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

Week 12 results are up. For those of you who do that type of thing, don't be all reading your press clippings because, much like when the NFL expands the playoffs to 37 teams and runs postseason games every night from Christmas til What-Used-To-Be-MLK-Day-Until-Trump-Changed-It-To-White-Americans-Day in mid-January, you've only got a

2017 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 27, 2017November 27, 2017

I'm rushing here because I'm early. Week 12 offered a true bounty of highlights/lowlights/sidelights and, without (a) bye week updated to fill this slot; (b) the need to wait for a Ravens/Texans MNF game to provide us with anymore NFL "action", Quotables is taking the Monday slot this week. So, uhhhh,

2017 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

Results day is here! You all have a good Thanksgiving first though? Over 1,000 comments on yesterdays #content. I was good for five or ten myself so ass-slaps all around! Unless, of course, such a move would be uninvited on anyone, in which case those individuals get tiny American flags. AMERICAN

Football is Family

DFOing Good

blaxabbath - November 23, 2017October 23, 2023

INT. A COLORADO CABIN, THANKSGIVING DAY A family gathers around an ornate Thanksgiving feast. The matriarch sets the rolls on table and calls on her husband to turn off the game and come join everyone at the table. He clicks the remote, mumbling that the Lions weren't going to be a match

2017 Quotables – Week 11 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 21, 2017November 21, 2017

Hello. Long time no see. As we enter the home stretch of the 2017 season, highlights are getting harder to come by. In part because The Shield, no doubt in response to Jerruh's attacks on The Rog, us cracking down on highlights. A more obvious reason, however, is that the

2017 Quotables – Week 10 (DELAYED AGAIN Results)

blaxabbath - November 20, 2017November 20, 2017

So these are all late and, while I could sit here and get all into the nitty gritty about my Vegasin' and why I didn't get the results up last week, let's just call it like it is: you don't care about my personal life and I don't care to

2017 Quotables – Week 10 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 14, 2017November 14, 2017

Week 10 eh? We're really starting to separate the wheat from the chaff. Or, maybe in the context of the 2017 season, the Eagles from the chaff and poisonous chaff. Speaking of chaff, this is apparently the makeup of Joe Haden's fibula as the mf-er broke and we continue to

2017 Quotables – Week 9 (DELAYED Results)

blaxabbath - November 13, 2017November 12, 2017

Re: Friday -- As some of you may have experienced, [DFO] went a little Russell Wilson's brain on Friday (that is to say, the site slammed against the inside of a skull and then wasn't evaluated until hours later) and so y'all didn't get your results. Well, lucky you. DTZM

Your “This is why we do Color Rush” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

DFOing Good

blaxabbath - November 9, 2017November 9, 2017

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Nothing brings excitement to the air like the anticipation of Arizona/Seattle national games! The battle for mid-tier rights in a garbage division turns the dial all way up to seven tonight as Russell Wilson and his Duane Brown-reinforced invisible offensive line prepare for a shootout with Adrian Peterson and "The Quarterback

2017 Quotables – Week 9 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 7, 2017November 7, 2017

I'm over power rankings for this season. Are you? Yeah, me too. I think we all can agree that the only power that exists this season is that of The Shield (except for controlling players kneeling). Now, before we get to this week's candidates, I have to admit that I