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Your “Everybody’s Getting New Threads” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Dr. Anthony Fauci, the guy constantly rolling his eyes whenever Dr. President Trump speaks on COVID-19, says the only way professional sports…
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Your “Having An Elite Day” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The big, bland, elite news of the day is the Broncos agreeing to a trade for Joe Flacco. It won’t be official…
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Your “What Is Truth?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: LOL Browns! nfl.com reports LB Mychal Kendricks has signed a one-year contract with the Browns. PFT reports Mychal Kendricks has not signed…
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Consequences
INT. CLEVELAND BROWNS BOARD ROOM, WEEK 14 — 6:25 A.M. Chief Strategy Officer Paul DePodesta knocks once and enters through the doorway. The room is…
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“Oh, the Misery Continues!”: Browns at the Bye
(That was an actual quote by Sam Rosen during Jets-Browns. It was not a power-play goal.) Oh, speak to me, o Muse… because you’re…
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Down by the Lakeside
INT. FIRST ENERGY STADIUM PRESS ROOM A group of reporters fill the chairs before an empty speakers table. Members of the Browns press corps…
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Camp Bodies
After just one weekend of training camp, Browns Executive Vice President of Football Operations, Sashi Brown, has called a 7:00 AM meeting with his top…