San Francisco 49ers: a Team Preview of Who’s Left

Team Previews

Covalent Blonde - August 24, 2015August 24, 2015

Hey, guess what’s better than writing a season preview for a loser team that no one cares about, i.e. the Browns? Writing it for a loser team that is your own! Super Bowl 50 will be held at Levi’s Stadium. The Niners are in contention to be the first NFL team

The Factory of Sadness: The Only Industry in Cleveland

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Covalent Blonde - August 18, 2015August 9, 2015

Welp. It’s the Browns. And aside from some weird childhood nostalgia or misguided sympathies, few of you reading this will be deeply attached to my analysis (really it would have just been rude to have previewed the other 30 teams—obviously I am not counting this alleged Texans that I hear

Short-Bus Field Trips: Langer’s Reminder

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Covalent Blonde - August 9, 2015August 9, 2015

This is just a friendly reminder for those who have been around or a new invitation for our re-acquainted friends. Those who call SoCal home or will be in the area this coming Saturday, we will be having a local [DOOR FLIES OPEN] get together. At present we'll be getting

Team Preview Housekeeping

Team Previews

Covalent Blonde - August 2, 2015August 3, 2015

If you see your name in this sexy Niners-ish color below there has been a change from the earlier schedule and confirm that it is A-OK with you or cry quietly to yourself if it is not Balls of Steel and Cuntler did a great job of getting a list out

After the Yellow Bar

Covalent Blonde - August 1, 2015August 1, 2015

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It is a new day. Maybe not a great one, but a new one. The apocalypse of creative and funny versus corporate and restrictive mutually-assured destruction occurred, and now we find ourselves naked and bruised but definitely not alone navigating this nuclear winter. Rather than licking our wounds over what had

Coming to Your Town: NHL Expansion

Covalent Blonde - July 21, 2015July 21, 2015

NHL expansion is imminent, for better or worse. As much as all fans of any sport inherently recoil at the notion of expansion, I try to take solace in expansion as a sign that maybe one day ESPN will recognize hockey as an actual sport. The deadline for the application

Short-Bus Field Trips: Langer’s Deli, Westlake/MacArthur Park

Covalent Blonde - July 20, 2015July 20, 2015

For those in the area currently or shall be, there will be another DFO field trip coming up soon--this time with more pastrami and more oral.... history! When: Saturday, 15th of August, 2015 2:00 p.m. Where: Langer's Delicatessen 704 S Alvarado St Los Angeles, CA 90057 213.483.8050 Admittedly, this is really just a pilgrimage to follow Yeah Right's

Dammit, Donald!

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Covalent Blonde - July 19, 2015July 19, 2015

From immigrant rapists to torture crybabies, so early in what will be the crushing tidal wave of political punditry Trump has really come out swinging with quotables. Here is a short list of other things I would bet we may get to hear come out of Donald Trump’s mouth over

Father’s Office: an Oral History

Covalent Blonde - July 13, 2015July 13, 2015

Saturday Balls of Steel, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, Yeah Right, and I got the opportunity share a few beers, discuss life, abandoning a team that is garbage, disc jockeying, faking bad reception while golfing, and other topics for only that classiest folks. I may or may may not have made the claim that

Jared Fogle is a Dick

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Covalent Blonde - July 8, 2015July 8, 2015

Thank you, Jared Fogle. You have proven bias correct. When I look at you, instinctively, I think, “That’s a man who knows a shitload about porn,” and now I know that little voice in me was correct all of this time. I went to grad school at IU. I have personally