Author: Covalent Blonde

Short-Bus Field Trips: Langer’s Reminder

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This is just a friendly reminder for those who have been around or a new invitation for our re-acquainted friends.  Those who call SoCal home or will be in the area this coming Saturday, we will be having a local [DOOR FLIES OPEN] get together.  At present we'll be getting

Short-Bus Field Trips: Langer’s Deli, Westlake/MacArthur Park

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For those in the area currently or shall be, there will be another DFO field trip coming up soon--this time with more pastrami and more oral.... history! When: Saturday, 15th of August, 2015 2:00 p.m. Where: Langer's Delicatessen 704 S Alvarado St Los Angeles, CA 90057 213.483.8050 Admittedly, this is really just a pilgrimage to follow Yeah Right's

Dammit, Donald!

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From immigrant rapists to torture crybabies, so early in what will be the crushing tidal wave of political punditry Trump has really come out swinging with quotables. Here is a short list of other things I would bet we may get to hear come out of Donald Trump’s mouth over

Jared Fogle is a Dick

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  Thank you, Jared Fogle. You have proven bias correct. When I look at you, instinctively, I think, “That’s a man who knows a shitload about porn,” and now I know that little voice in me was correct all of this time.   I went to grad school at IU. I have personally

Runny or not, here I come!

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[These were mine this morning] So, in a totally different bent from Horatio’s slow march toward oblivion, here is a totally frivolous jog… How the fuck do you cook your eggs? My breakfast is quite often the runny yolk and whatever whites—cooked, not gelatinous—get scooped out along with it onto a buttered crumpet

There is Something Wrong with Vancouver

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While Balls may be correct that the reward for elevation from the wheel of samsara is to return as a beautiful baby 'Couvian and angels kiss you on the forehead to welcome you off of the plane at YVR, there is a problem with his report that needs to be

Head Coach Poetry

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It's the offseason and what better way to embrace the coming relief from the gripping horrors of reality without football than through prose.  With 32 teams and 43 days to go until the Hall of Fame game, I thought we might be able to spend a day for each head

Thanks, Dads

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On behalf of fathers… my father, your fathers, the fathers you are, the fathers you know, and even the passing moments of paternal advice you hand off to those around you, here is a heartfelt thank you for what you do. For all of the patience you have had and