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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 14, 2021September 14, 2021

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As most of you know, Request Line is an offseason feature, to help us outlast the drudgery that takes place from February through August. Once in a blue moon, however, there comes such a day that demands a special edition. Today is one of such days. I've been tracking the deaths of

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 3, 2021December 11, 2021

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are relaxing in their office. One – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is seated at his desk, staring out the window with a dreamy expression on his face.  The second – RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY – is laying on his back on

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 27, 2021December 11, 2021

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers continue - against all logic or reason - to remain hard at work in their office.  One – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is looking over a spreadsheet on his laptop while a second - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY - is working

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 20, 2021December 11, 2021

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers have broken their own personal record for how long they have remained hard at work in their office.  One – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is standing in front of a blank whiteboard, a marker in one hand and

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 13, 2021August 13, 2021

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are still - unbelievably - hard at work in their office.  One – RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY – is standing in front of a rack of clothing, pawing through a series of Hawaiian shirts and pulling the occasional one out to set

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 6, 2021August 6, 2021

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are yet again hard at work in their office.  One – DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS – is standing in front of a whiteboard covered with post-it notes that contain unfamiliar names.  The other – RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY – is pacing back and

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 30, 2021July 30, 2021

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are - amazingly - still hard at work in their office.  One - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS - is seated behind his desk punching numbers into a spreadsheet.  The other - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY - is flipping through a stack of

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 23, 2021July 23, 2021

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are hard at work in their office.  And this time they're actually working!  One - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS - is seated behind his desk, tapping away at a laptop.  The other - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY - is standing behind him,

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 16, 2021July 15, 2021

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY An aging man in a Mets jersey sits behind the microphone, peering down at a script. DAVE JOUSS: [in a silky smooth, radio-friendly voice]...and after a single bite of the rich ground beef, succulent breadcrumbs, and a hint of parmesan cheese, you'll agree that Rosina's meatballs are