Request Line: GIVE DEREK ALL THE MONEY

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 30, 2017June 30, 2017

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A young man sits inside a recording booth, looking relaxed and happy. The PRODUCER is outside the booth, punching buttons and counting off with his fingers. For once, everything seems to be running quite smoothly. PRODUCER: Good afternoon, and welcome to Request Line! We are beyond

The Unbearable Litness of Being Josh Gordon

Book Flies Open

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 28, 2017

All Josh's friends knew about Marie-Jane; they all knew about the bong with the oversized glass carb. But no one knew about the salvia. Josh was wrong when he thought the commissioner had told the other teams about why Josh had failed his most recent drug test. Salvia was a wonderful

DFO Radio: A Greening to Remember

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 26, 2017June 26, 2017

Good morning*! I hope you all had a splendid weekend. Mine was pleasant enough - I built an outdoor cabinet in 90 degree heat and then went to a pair of barbecues. Thanks to them only having 1 beer** at the first and me not being able to FIND the

Request Line: A Greening To Remember (Part 1)

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 23, 2017June 23, 2017

EXT. STREETS OF CULVER CITY - EARLIER TRENT GREEN sits behind the wheel of a top-end rental car. His cellphone is sitting inside the cup holder in the console and is connected to the dashboard by a USB cable. He drives straight down a major thoroughfare, looking curiously at various businesses

Request Line: A Greening to Remember (Part 2)

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 23, 2017June 23, 2017

INT. RADIO STATION LOBBY - EARLIER A man stands in front of the reception desk at KDFO, looking around blankly. A cheerful young receptionist is seated behind the desk, and she smiles at him. RECEPTIONIST: Can I help you? TRENT: I sure hope so. My name's Trent Green, former professional NFL quarterback. [flashes

Request Line: A Greening to Remember (Part 3)

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 23, 2017June 23, 2017

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - EARLIER A pair of radio professionals and a large piece of electronic equipment are gathered outside the recording booth, both of the humans sipping coffee as they chat aimlessly. CONNOR, THE INTERN: ...and you can't possibly get any more vanilla than that. But you've got berry, and... TRENT

Request Line: A Greening to Remember (Part 4)

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 23, 2017June 23, 2017

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY TRENT GREEN sits in front of a microphone, glancing around the room with some trepidation, taking in his surroundings. He reaches up, feeling a set of headphones covering his ears. He glances up to see the PRODUCER tapping on the glass of the studio window. PRODUCER: [through

No True Raiders Fan

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 19, 2017October 22, 2018

INT. PACIFIC-UNION CLUB - DAY A trio of well-dressed gentlemen sit in comfortable chairs around a table in the cigar room of an exclusive private club in downtown San Francisco. Two of them hold snifters of some kind of liquid, while the third puffs away at a cigar made of a

DFO Radio: Superheroes

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 12, 2017June 12, 2017

So apparently Adam West got so keyed up over having a Request Line dedicated to superheroes that he decided to follow Chris Cornell up to the great gig in the sky. I'm a little too young (sure you are, Rikki) to have watched much of Adam West while he was

Saturday. Open. Thread.

Open Threads

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 10, 2017June 10, 2017

What. Is. This? An. Open. Thread. Please. Have. Fun!

DFO Radio: Superheroes

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 9, 2017June 9, 2017

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are busy setting up the studio for the afternoon’s show. Their work is interrupted in a flash of teal as a costumed man dashes through the office. He is carrying a plastic bag from Savon Pharmacy, in which there appears to be

DFO Radio: Medical Attention

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 5, 2017June 5, 2017

I thought I'd preface this edition of DFO Radio with a tribute to Vice President Mike Pence, who is expected to spend this weekend recovering in a burn ward. After President Donald Trump announced that the United States would withdraw from the Paris climate agreement, Vice President Mike Pence appeared on