Happy Cinco de Mayo! Holidays vary throughout the world, but there's one thing about them that's supposed to be universal: you take a day, and you spend that day doing things REALLY half-assed. Take this post, for example. Normally, I'd write up a little story about the adventures of the PRODUCER
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
DFO Insider: The Bearistocrats!
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are huddled over the speakerphone, listening to a pitch for a new reality series. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS: It's not that we don't like the concept. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: We love the concept. DTZM: Seven beautiful women... RTD: A tropical island resort... DTZM: Each week one get
DFO Radio: Involuntary Servitude
Request Line: Involuntary Servitude
DFO Radio: One of Those Days
Note: The Crew of the Covenant Died On The Way Back to Their Home Planet
FOCUS GROUP LEADER: Okay, how many of you kids would like the crew of the Covenant to deal with real life problems like the ones you face every day? FOCUS GROUP LEADER: And who would like to see them do just the opposite, getting into far-out situations involving robots and magic powers? FOCUS GROUP
DFO Radio: How the F*** You Doin’, Flyboys?
Request Line: Flight Plan
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – EVENING The radio booth sits empty. CONNOR, THE INTERN sits in front of a large piece of electronic equipment, sipping coffee. The PRODUCER sits in front of the exterior control panel, getting things ready for the evening's broadcast. DJ 3000: Oh, man! I'm so excited. It's my first time
DFO Radio: Girls, Girls, Girls
Last week Yeah Right ably took over the microphone for the afternoon, and you responded by jamming the phone lines to such a degree that now you're getting shortchanged on this writeup because there's so much music to deal with. I hope you're happy!* Spotify link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1s-xmwLbvE&list=PL8jISGCdX6CEieHKvSx3L4qAZ09nctgEb *I do, genuinely hope you're happy.
The Mile High Five Club
...we now resume our regularly scheduled programming in progress... TSA AGENT 1: [standing firm] You’re not getting on the plane with this thing. GUS BRADLEY: [glares at agent] I’m not getting on the plane without it. TSA AGENT 2: [diplomatically] It’s all right, Coach Bradley. We’ll figure something out. Let me just call our supervisor. TSA AGENT
