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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 2, 2017June 2, 2017

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EXT. JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS PRACTICE FACILITY - DAY The camera follows a flashy yellow sportscar with purple trim as it drives through a set of security gates, then through a most empty parking lot before it stops in front of an entrance to a lush set of practice facilities, where a lone

DFO Radio: Theory of the Mind

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 30, 2017May 30, 2017

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [typing] "Lindsay Morgan cried for her friend with benefits as Rikki-Tikki-Deadly lay dead under the heavy book case even though he totally was strong enough to bench press it off if he wanted to. Tom Brady laughed in triumph. 'Ha ha ha!' Then, for no reason, or maybe because

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 26, 2017May 18, 2023

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth. CONNOR, THE INTERN is looking inside with concern. THE PRODUCER is pacing with a cellphone held up to his ear. Inside sits NFL Quarterback TOM BRADY, smiling placidly and rubbing a red spot on his

DFO Radio: The Afterlife

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 22, 2017May 22, 2017

"Now is that any way to behave...at a rock and roll concert?" - Jim Morrisson So this weekend, same as last year, we were fortunate enough to be my wife's cousin's guests at the Los Angeles Zoo's "Beastly Ball", a charity event that included a silent auction, a regular auction, and

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 19, 2017May 19, 2017

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing in front a large piece of electronic equipment. The large piece of electronic equipment is visibly excited, no I don't know how to show that onscreen you're supposed to be some big hotshot director, you figure it out. PRODUCER: All

DFO Radio: The Genuine Article

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 16, 2017

Welcome to another Tuesday (read: behind schedule) edition of DFO Radio! I got off to a slow start this morning because I was watching the McMaster press conference. I wouldn't have expected so much nervous laughter from a military man, but here we are. I also really liked it that

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 12, 2017May 12, 2017

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee. CONNOR, THE INTERN: …and by then it was 3 a.m., so we ended up going over to Swingers for some pancakes. So I only ended up getting about two hours of sleep before the

DFO Radio: Holidays

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 8, 2017May 8, 2017

In my heart, it's still the weekend. I can't say I did all that much of interest, I didn't even really do any chores. What I *did* do was a sweet photoshop of the DFO Radio tower into the poster of the movie Vacation. Last week's DFO Radio theme was

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 5, 2017May 5, 2017

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Holidays vary throughout the world, but there's one thing about them that's supposed to be universal: you take a day, and you spend that day doing things REALLY half-assed. Take this post, for example. Normally, I'd write up a little story about the adventures of the PRODUCER

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 3, 2017May 3, 2017

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are huddled over the speakerphone, listening to a pitch for a new reality series. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS: It's not that we don't like the concept. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: We love the concept. DTZM: Seven beautiful women... RTD: A tropical island resort... DTZM: Each week one get

DFO Radio: Involuntary Servitude

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 2, 2017May 2, 2017

When I was a sexy lifeguard during my summers off from college, thanks to a complicated confluence of circumstances (namely, her being nucking futs) I got my coworker fired and was stuck working pretty much the entire month of August by myself. I worked something like twenty-seven days in a

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 28, 2017April 28, 2017

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are busy setting up the studio for the afternoon's show. A large piece of electronic equipment is directly outside the studio door, appearing to peer inside. DJ 3000: ...ALL I AM SAYING IS THAT GIVEN THE NATURE OF MY EXISTENCE I WOULD