DFO Radio: Colorin’ Time with Eli

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I AM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! So everyone did a really good job of requesting songs about color, but it ended up being such a huge playlist that when I downloaded it I used up all the data on our family plan and so I didn't

Request Line: Colorin’ Time with Eli!

ELI MANNING: Hi everybody!  It's me, Eli.  I'm sorry I haven't written before now.  Thanks for all the help last summer you gave me on my vocabulary words!  Training camp is pretty much over this year and Coach Sullivan said "[a very bad word] all that vocabulary [another bad word], just

Wet Hot Napa Summer: Last Night of Camp (Oakland Raiders 2016 Preview)

INT.  RAIDERS TRAINING CAMP CABIN 14 - NIGHT.   A pair of dark forms are supposed to be asleep in a set of bunks.   AMARI COOPER: [softly] Derek? DEREK CARR: ... AMARI: [louder] Hey, Derek? DEREK: [grumbles] Mmm. AMARI: You awake? DEREK: [groggily]  I am now.  What's the matter?  Did you have another nightmare about Aqib Talib [carrying

DFO Radio: Hi-Fi Sci-Fi

SWEET SWEET FOOTBALL METHADONE! Thanks to the one-two punch of (meaningless) football and the Summer Poo-lympics, last weekend was pretty much the sportsiest weekend of the summer.  We've got just more than three weeks of speculating about depth charts and final rosters, lamenting over injuries, and revising our fantasy draft boards

Request Line: Hi-Fi Sci-Fi

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - LATE NIGHT The segment producer and an intern - CONNOR - stand in front of the sound board, peering into the recording booth. PRODUCER: [yawns] You got that coffee? CONNOR: [hands over a steaming mug] PRODUCER: How are we for time? CONNOR: Two minutes to air.  If you don't mind my asking,

DFO Insider: Remodeling

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY The normally lavish office is in the middle of a remodel, with tarps covering the floor and masking tape applied strategically at various places.  Painting implements (cans, brushes, rollers) are positioned oddly throughout the room, hanging from the walls and stuck to the floor as

DFO Radio: Top of the Class

Last week, Request Line was ably administered by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers with an assist from Dan Snyder, with the topic being "all things stupid" (aah, it burns!).  I think we can retroactively dedicate this one to the idiot groundskeepers of Tom Benson Stadium at the Hall of Fame in

Battlebots Recap: Episode 6

Last night saw the first four matches in the Sweet Sixteen, with the second four coming next week.  Here's what you missed: Minotaur vs. Warhead Minotaur is my pick to win the whole tournament, and showed no signs of slowing down here.  Warhead was one of the oddest looking robots in the competition,

State of Georgia vs. Denver Fenton Allen

The origins of DoorFliesOpen.com are shrouded in some mystery, but one of the few tidbits that has emerged from the site's early history is that Darkest Timeline Zach Morris and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly first connected with each other over their enjoyment of Rick and Morty.  They actually come up with plans to

Mr. Bronco

INT.  CLEANROOM - DAY  A transsexual Asian woman sits alone at a table in an electronics cleanroom.  The room is a Faraday cage.  A room specifically designed to prevent electromagnetic interference.  No radio.  No signal.  No wifi.  There is an analog telephone on the table, which begins ringing.  The woman answers it

Soft Ride to Somewhere (A Tribute to The Dick Joke Pioneers)

EXT. SUBURBAN BACKYARD - DAY Open on a scene of a backyard barbecue.  It's a bright, sunny day.  The weather and foliage suggests somewhere in one of the Mid-Atlantic states.  Maryland, or possibly Northern Virginia.  The mouth-watering smell of charcoal and grilled meat fills the air.  Three middle-aged gentlemen stand in