Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Meanwhile, in Foxboro…

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EXT. PATRIOTS TRAINING FACILITY - DAY A pair of New England Patriots coaches are standing in front of a grill loaded up with all kinds of meat.  There are burgers, turkey burgers, salmon burgers, bratwurst, knockwurst, cheddarwurst, hot dogs, hot links, pretty much every kind of meat that can be cooked

The Cider House Rhules

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The news arrived at 3 p.m., almost to the minute. It was fully expected. Coach Rhule walked to the stadium and took one last look at the empty stands. Later, the groundskeeper whom Rhule rarely acknowledged admitted he was surprised that Rhule spoke to him; but because Rhule spoke after the

Todd’s Surf Journal: Hammerland

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Hodads and hodettes, I have some of the most wonderful news to share: the state of California has decriminalized jaywalking! You're probably saying to yourself "oh, come on, Todd, it's not like you pay your fines anyways" but it's not about that, brochacho.  You know how I'm always saying that I

Todd’s Surf Journal: Gillis Breakwater

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Date: Thursday (?) 9/26/2022 Location: Dockweiler Beach - Gillis Breakwater Is that thing actually a breakwater? Maybe it's an old pier.  I don't even know, it's basically just a big pile of rocks and rusted metal.  For all I know it could have be a retired piece of art from LACMA that

Request Line: To Old Friends and New

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s work attempting...do something that at the moment isn't entirely clear.  The PRODUCER is seated at the

Request Line: Theory of the Self

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s work attempting to decode the DOJ's redactions from the Mar a Lago search affidavit.  The PRODUCER

Request Line: PROXIMITY ALERT

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s work attempting to help Martin Shrkeli recover the $450,000 of investor money he "lost" due to

Hippoese / Soccer Glossary

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As provided by Mr. Ayo, DFO's own W.C. Minor.   “Footy” = soccer “Matchday One” = First day of a full schedule of matches. Like the first Sunday of football. “The King’s Afrikan Water Pistols” = Arsenal Gunners. Cecil Rhodes favoUrite side. “Top of the Table” = Table is the ladder, aka the standings. Top