First, let's have a FUN Slave LaboUr Tidbit - did you NOE that overseers are far more likely than private employers to approve overtime and holiday pay? Turns out 150% of zero remains zero. And 200% of zero? You get it! I ain't nevar told y'all there would be no maths. Golden
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2022 Season
Uh, everyone recover from that yet?? Sunday, 13 November 2022 was a day that wholly justified our Clubhouse Mandatory 1-Hour Watch rule. No, not that the Munchen Kraftwerk Kickoff Klassiker was fulfilling (I watched on mute, barely paid attention to the scheisse 21-16 MRSA victory over the "happy to be here"
Cold November Rain JV NFL Open Night Thread
Better Know a Slave LaboUr Cup Participant – Senegal! (and JV early)
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2022 Season
Deep sigh with the realization that we are now MOAR than halfway through the regular season. Nothing gold can stay, Pony Boy. Q-aaron sure served up some delicious Schadenfreude, though. Not one, not two, but THREE pickerceptions (two in the redzone) against the worst goddamned defense in the NFL. Apparently, his
Winding Down from Midday – JV NFL Night Thread
By this time, we will be basking in the afterglow of Vols/Dawgs, so you are forgiven for being less-than-fully whelmed at these. Alabama (-13.5) at LSU (7:00, ESPN) Vegas sure thinks that even when Roll Damn Tide ain't that good...they's still really REALLY good. Death Valley at night will be fun, at
November Spawned This Lesser Footy
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2022
Hippo and Other Hippo wish a Happy Halloween to our myriad child-age readers, as well as y'all over-enthusiastic adults. Git off-a mah lawn. I don't think anyone will lament over a lack of scoring or fantasy stardom THIS week. I mean, except That's Rikki's Raiders! - travelling to the Bayou and coming back
October 2022’s Last Stand (Open Night Thread)
Michigan State (+22.5) at Michigan (7:30, ABC) I swear, that's SO MANY games with this betting line. Speaks to the bad schedule, but at least we get a good numerical coincidence. Kenfucky (+11.5) at Tennessee (7:00, ESPN) Trappiest of trap games since TCU/WVU. I expect this to be neck and neck wel into
MOAR Saturday Funsies – Early Thread
Good morning! God's in His heaven, MRSA Dreamboat is 3-5. Let's do some Sabado-ing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLOr7G0ZM4M Leicester and City of Men kick our day off (7:30, USA), and it is worth a viewing. You can nap later. Hulk SMASH! the recent "Foxy Footy competence boomlet" - at least, humanity hopes. USA has the
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2022 Season
Things happened yesterday. Let's discuss some of them! Remember how competent Matty Ice was last week? Well, fucking forget it. Don T's Suddenly Quite Perky Tits harrassed the fuck out of him, with two back-breaking first turnovers digging a hole the Humps would never climb out of. Pretty much all of the
