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We have a semi! Your England vs Netherlands Euro 2024 open thread
Today’s semi-finals feature the Dutch Ovens against the Tea and Crumpets, a matchup so significant that even the racists of each country temporarily set…
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Saturation Saturday (Early Edition)
Muy buenos días, ladies and degenerates, minors without parental supervision, sociopaths all. I will be subbing this AM because King Hippo picked this weekend…
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Micro-Thoughts on Euros Stuff
I don’t fucking feel like in-depth writing (fuck off, world and everything in it), so here is a list of weekend European Euros matchups…
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Euros Euros Everywhere Saturday
Are y’all enjoying the concurrence of TWO Euros in the same June/July? Hippo sure enough is, even if (as usual) the teams I would…
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“Gurg on this!”: Georgia at the Euros – A Tuesday Morning Euros Open Thread
Georgia, home of Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. Oh… err… umm…I mean “Georgia – where ‘Strength is in Unity’.” Needs more Pips. Hi everyone, it’s…
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“Koka për Kokë”: Albania at the Euros & Third Match Open Thread
Good morning, everyone. It’s your old pal Beerguy here, dropping in for a little bit to help out with some preview coverage in advance…
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Partially Covered European Euros Thread
As y’all know, Hippo procarstinates. So, I waited until I turned the TV on for Krauts v. Kilts, before checking channel listings for today’s…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Romania Euro ’24 Edition
Reminders of stuff from 2020: Country: RomaniaFooty team colloquials: Tricolorii (The Tricolors)DFO (probable) colloquials: Draculs, Impalers, please not the Ceausescus because fuck that guy,…
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Elaborate Ways of Getting Kicked In The Dick – England at the 2024 Euros (A Tuesday Night Open Thread)
I am ready to get hurt again. I mean it. There’s nothing this team can do to me anymore to make me feel pain.…
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Lesser Footy Merde Platter
Because that’s what my mind is full of, and not just because the poop-loving Germans have sent a representative to the Shempions Final. It’s…