Lather, Rinse, Repeat: Your 2024 Dallas Cowboys

Oh good, this shit again. When last seen, the Dallas Cowboys were coming off of a 12-5 record and first place finish in the NFC East, a conference powerful enough to include at least two professional teams.  The Cowboys parlayed that outstanding, and somewhat unexpected, regular season finish into, again, a

AFL Beat 2024 – Round 24

Finals are set! Who is in? Who is out? Let's see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights https://youtu.be/s8XgkviA-iM?si=oHXOrZzPIZNHLcVf https://youtu.be/h2_GtI6531g?si=9OGDLH3St6M-xPL- https://youtu.be/cYDRFS4FJr0?si=W_Hen11iSgYJsFQ1 https://youtu.be/eLvSXqChfGw?si=oQW2OHBA_9MOfBnV https://youtu.be/_yeHbM2JYuw?si=Fv7OP1ZgzbkjouX7 https://youtu.be/kYdGba0DUkc?si=1r5j3dvi86DAjmiu https://youtu.be/K4iMPHRO2zU?si=GZ19wU07ZbDQKs37 https://youtu.be/gZysM9u2sEE?si=ESukMEZNbQX8WSr9 https://youtu.be/Y3H8Tis4WKc?si=B_lCFGY6qFO0pO9b *** Next Round's Schedule *** Footy Tipping Contest *** Notes and Comments Fremantle could have gotten in. Carlton had already lost. However, they could not beat Port Adelaide at home. Not that it was an easy task, but if you're going

Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:The truth is rarely

Monday Night Open Thread – The funniest thing happened….

Evening all, the pre-season is over and the team cuts will be coming today.  I really feel sorry for the guys on the bubble, the waiting for that call or for the call to not come, must be beyond nerve wracking.  I would be stoned as hell and looking at

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Shut Up Already

Good morning drones.  As you read this I'm probably off on a week's vacation, heading north to Montreal, possibly Quebec, and definitely some breweries in Vermont on the way back. I still have to pack, I'm not sure where my passport is, and at some point I need to solidify what

Your Saturday NFL Preseason Open Thread

It's a long wait until September 5th when the real stuff starts. Actually, we're all old dogs (one of us is rockinng!) so time flies by real fast so I've made my own point moot. I like the idea of coaches handing the duties over to up and coming guys in

Perfection: Mercury Morris will cry after reading your ’24 Dolphins Preview

Dolllllllllllphinnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssss! Hey fellow DFOers! I apologize for the lateness of this post, and my overall disappearance. You see, Bill Belicheck was just a few wins away from breaking Coach Shula's all-time win record (Peace Be upon him)  and I knew I had to act before it was too late. So, I

Request Line: Alternate Versions

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, looking very satisfied with himself, having revealed that he knew all along that DJ 3000 was from an alternate timeline.  DJ 3000: SO...WHEN DID YOU ACTUALLY FIGURE IT OUT? HUNTER RENFROW: Oh, I've known for months. I

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents The [Door Flies Open] 2024 Fantasy Football Name Guide

Greetings, and once again, welcome to another fantasy football name guide, a tradition that stands the test of time since the old site, and many other sites that cover football, either of the reality or fantasy kind. Hell, even ESPN's gotten into the mix. Which, incidentally, is probably how we know

AFL Beat 2024 – Round 23

One more week until Finals! Who is in? Who is out? Let's see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights https://youtu.be/U5dFpOu3Iwk?si=7Z40SNKRhqGgXYBz https://youtu.be/OsMLlXkGRYE?si=VFhW5tcDvHel-H78 https://youtu.be/47uyvzww064?si=mfURv0CpQxSWi_xK https://youtu.be/c-Jle-asJAg?si=ma6c6sMtYpEzhfjD https://youtu.be/hWUTJaCPInI?si=jeEYVBzoOEnLsInP https://youtu.be/FJzhMY-NWt4?si=8qrwf4TDzbKvEGQA https://youtu.be/fIaAmIUYWwI?si=GfDc1hstyLthApDx https://youtu.be/RGImiGzpPcw?si=96ZzQtKyO9n-kxqy https://youtu.be/USv8bJjifXw?si=M9HRWapzp2GwwfYx *** Next Round's Schedule *** Footy Tipping Contest *** Notes and Comments The following teams are locked into The Eight: Sydney, Port Adelaide, GWS, and Geelong. Brisbane is for all intents and purposes IN the Eight as they are