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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 35
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Let’s All Go to the Mid-Off!
(Which is to say I’m taking advantage of the fact the Dirt Jets aren’t good right now to get cheap tix because I live…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 7 Recap!
This week, we had more Sydney dominance, a surprising upset, and more Richmond misery. Let’s go! *** The AFL Ladder *** Round 7 Results…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: That’s Not A Black Cat, Is It?
Guten Tag, drones. This week’s topic comes from the Hobo No-Go Zones of Northern Ontario and frequent contributor Scotchnaut. At some point in the…
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Request Line: Drafting a Warrior
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT DJ 3000′ is located at the center of an otherwise empty white room. DJ 3000′: HELLO EVERYONE. WELCOME TO…
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Horatio’s Big Stupid Mock Draft: V2.0 Electric Boogaloo
It’s here folks, the second or third holiest day in the DFO Pantheon of Holy Days, (depending on how one feels about Opening Weekend;…
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Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 34
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fixin’ Stuff
So that was a fun and exciting couple of days, right? The site did all this weird stuff, but hey, maybe it’s been sorted…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Round 6 Recap!
This week, we had one pretty big upset and lots of positive action in the Tipping Contest. Let’s go! *** The AFL Ladder ***…
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