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#TransformerNuAIDS – Sweeping the Premiership! Lesser Open Thread

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Shitting on Urban Meyer's Jaguras grave will never get old.  Bask in its warming glow. Will the two fixtures left standing (as of this writing) even go forward?  I have my doubts.  I also don't really give a fuck, because of what I said last week (Everton being ruined by an

ALL HAIL Northern Illinois! JV Shempionship Evening Thread

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Oh my cats.  They really, really did it!  Northern Illinois' 700 pound coach and his JV charges redeemed their only single-digit MAC loss (they were 6-1 in such contests), cashing in Hippo's September prop bet.  $20 at 250 to 1, which is $5K for the maths non-inclined.  Nobody told you there

JV Shempionship Day! and Other Lesser Matters

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Yes, I will still half-assedly talk of teh futbol.  But we have some mouthwatering title matches, with $7,000 in September Prop Bet Possibilities for Hippo.  C'mon Team Secular Big Love State and Northern Illinois!  Make Hippo feel not-head-in-oven-y for a few days!! Hammers/Chelsea is worth waking up for.  And you'll have

Cincinnati Bengals Bye Week Update – State of the Steelers

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First of all, allow me to show off this bad boy: I love me some Cincinnati. I love WKRP. I think Redshirt is one of our coolest commenters. I have fond memories of watching Ken Anderson play back in the day. Unfortunately, the National Football League franchise knowns as

Holiday Weekend Becomes Regular Weekend Lesser Footy and JV Stuff

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Anyone else come to the title's realization, and get pre-depressed?  Just me, then.  And Everton hasn't even lost (again) yet. We start early with Gooners and Barcodes (7:30, NBCSN).  One hopes Handsome Mikel takes out some frustrations in this one, as the visitors cosplay as murderous shieks.  FUN TIMES! You're going to

2021 Afrikan-American Friday Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)

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Congratulations on surviving another gluttinous holiday.  We will speak softly out of respect for the massively hungover. The Shield paired the traditional No-Fuck Lions with the Bearistocrats! this season.  You might expect hilarity to ensue, and the participants did NOT disappoint.  The game was close throughout, a fact overshadowed by its

Raiders! Non-Gendered Cowpersons! Thanksgiving “Lucky Pierre” Fixture Thread

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Raiders of the Infinite Sadeness (+7.5) at Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) Hey, do you know a stripper, I mean entertainer who likes FITBAW?  9 times out of 10, her team is one of these two.  A nice tip of the cap from The Shield.  And they'll be working tonight, so here's to