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A Hippocratic Footballing Good-Bye to 2023
Good morning, and congratulations for making it through another year of Hippo’s nonsense. I will have NFL recap and JV NFL verbal diarrhea for…
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Feats of Festivus Strength Thread (with Some Footy)
Welcome to Festivus 2023. We’ve all got ample complaints, I am certain. Happily, we do get an early bird special, and its David Moyes…
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Ides +1 of December Football-ganza
We have lots of Premiership fun, lots of super-duper mediocre JV NFL exhibitions. Our esteemed scotchnaut will be here shortly to cover the real…
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Wafer Thin Mints – JV NFL Winds Down Open Thread
Man, oh man. We needed a third late show here. This is some dire fucking shit. But let’s get on with it. Ballsy: It’s…
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Enter December JV NFL Championship Saturday Thread
Yes, all good things must come to an end. But first, we have Lesser Footy – which thankfully is fairly infinite its benevolence. No…
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Holiday House Saturday Lesser Footy
I guess it makes sense to feature this during Thanksgiving: Fuck, ain’t that just amazing work? Now, exit your nostalgic stupor, we’ve got FOOTBALL…
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Nighttime Boogey Hot JV Action Open Thread
Fortunately, the nighttime offerings from the JV gods are improved. Ballsy: Hippo, why no mention this morning of the traditional Big 10 Battle between…
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Reflections on Redemption and Some JV NFL Previews
There is no Premiership action this morning. Hope you remembered to sleep in. This Autumn has been interesting for Hippo, to say the least. …
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Ballsy’s Cocktail of the Week: Filling in the Mexican Way…
As y’all may know, Sharky is out in our nation’s Island State enjoying the sunshine, ocean, and resort drinks. While he’s out there living…
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Veteran’s Day Weekend Lesser Footy Morning
I guess my law firm must HATE TEH TROOPZ because we get neither Friday nor Monday off. But that’s ok, I do all my…