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The “Why Grandpa Hippo Is Extra Angry” Lesser Footy Thread

Because, goddamnit. It’s Derby Day, and as usual we have no fucking chance to even swindle a point out of those Redshite Motherfuckers. The game…

Universe apparently thinks we’ve suffered enough. But not Hippo – fuck that guy, he’ll watch his team lose to Duke (8:00 on ACCN if…

You’d think we’d get a better schedule from the universe, with no morning Lesser Footy to enjoy. But noooooo, the universe say fuck all y’all,…

Some weeks, I just can’t really be arsed to preview all the Lesser Footy. Especially with the German Elton John up on his cross…

Bearistocrats! (+6) at Commies (8:15, Amazon Prime) What a country. Our FITBAW fix served up to us by….our home delivery overlords. The feed was…

September is such a beautiful time of year, and not just for the “windows down” time in the car. That does make the outside…

Technically, it was still summer before. And summer can get right fucked. It’s not all rainbows and sunshine, as we get NO early morning…

Well, I’d rather have it be noisy. The schedulers disagree. though. Ballsy: Oh, the Colorado Derby will be quite noisy! The Colorado State coach…

Did you miss the Premiership last weekend? Of course you did. Even with NFL back on the schedule, one needs sommet to do with…

First appointment viewing of 2023, as we stretch our buttholes for NFL WEEK ONE WOO!!! all day tomorrow. Ballsy: I’m glad Hippo is finally…