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November Delight – JV NFL and Lesser Footy Extravaganza
Nut cuttin’ time is here, y’all. Also, I apologize in advance for next week’s stupid international break. Don’t forget to wave at the Clubhouse degenerates…
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28 October 2023 Uncreative Night Thread
Has everyone had just the bestest day? Since I’m the only (living) Wolven Sort around (paging Warthog!), I knew y’all would have. Talk about el…
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Back in the Saddle to Close October – JV NFL and Lesser Footy
Damn, I will miss October. Perfect month, with conference schedules heating up, NFL taking things up a notch, being able to shut down the…
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The “Why Grandpa Hippo Is Extra Angry” Lesser Footy Thread
Because, goddamnit. It’s Derby Day, and as usual we have no fucking chance to even swindle a point out of those Redshite Motherfuckers. The game…
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Reasonably OK Evening Slate Open Thread
Universe apparently thinks we’ve suffered enough. But not Hippo – fuck that guy, he’ll watch his team lose to Duke (8:00 on ACCN if…
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Mediocrity Saturday (Except Out West) – Early JV Thread
You’d think we’d get a better schedule from the universe, with no morning Lesser Footy to enjoy. But noooooo, the universe say fuck all y’all,…
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The Hunt FOAR JV NFL October – 7 Oct Early Thread
Some weeks, I just can’t really be arsed to preview all the Lesser Footy. Especially with the German Elton John up on his cross…
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Bonus Thursday Night Hippo FITBAW Coverage
Bearistocrats! (+6) at Commies (8:15, Amazon Prime) What a country. Our FITBAW fix served up to us by….our home delivery overlords. The feed was…
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Closing a FIne Lesser September – Part teh First
September is such a beautiful time of year, and not just for the “windows down” time in the car. That does make the outside…
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Glory Hallelujah, First Fall Saturday 2023
Technically, it was still summer before. And summer can get right fucked. It’s not all rainbows and sunshine, as we get NO early morning…