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Better Know a 2023 WWC Participant – The Lesser Springbokesses of South Afrika!
First and foremost, let us all raise our fists in solidarity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tK8QfAf7G4 Secondly, fuck that “Banyana Banyana” noise. What kind of nickname* is THAT? …
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Better Know a WWC Participant – Argentina!
It takes some digging to come up with some real insight on second-tier women’s national futbol sides. But alas, we only conscripted 2pack for…
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Farewell to One’s Forties With…SWEDES!
This is the last DFO column I will write before turning 50. In truth, I have never felt older (which is quite logically accurate)…
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Your 2023 Women’s World Cup Preview Extravaganza! Part 1
If y’all are not excited about the Women’s World Cup, this year, I don’t know what’s wrong with you. Perhaps you should try some…
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David Moyes – An Appreciation (and Pep’s White Whale)
You might not have noticed it, given that it wasn’t broadcast on US teevee except en espanol (on TUDN, excellent as always), on a…
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The First Manc Derby FA Cup Final – Open Thread
It seems like this would have happened before, probably on multiple occassions. But no – this is the first, and sure to be quite…
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How did We Do? Morning Open Thread
I like to check back at the end of the EPL season to see how well we did at predicting stuff. Call it an…
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Playoffs?? – A 3-Day Weekend of Finales
Have an extra drink (or PILL – we believes in diversity and inclusion here at DFO) for Wembley’s groundskeeping crew. Three finals (each potentially…
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Playoffs??? An Addams Family Miracle
Were you watching on Thursday? I was, and I still don’t believe it. Wednesday lost the away leg nil-4 to Dick Town (aka Petersborough),…
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Playoffs?? Are You Kidding Me?? – A Lesser Primer
With respect to our many King’s Afrikan Water Pistols supporters…there ain’t no Title race. Silver medal is damned fine work, for Handsome Mikel and his very…