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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Congressional Mad Libs!
In a move that shocks either nobody or everybody, New York Congressman George Santos turned himself in as the Justice Department this morning and…
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“Pep Crushing Fat Sam” Lesser Open Sabado
The big (pin intended) news of the past week is Leeds making the ultimate panic move – hiring Fat Sam Allardyce aka Gravy Tits…
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Lite Lesser/NFL Day Three Open Thread
Three fixtures today. Seriously. Just three. But rage at the dying of (Evertonian) light, we must. If you are insomniac-awake, might as well turn…
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Down the Lesser Stretch They Goeth
This weekend will be slightly off, given that we have FA Cup raging semis (City of Men/Team Knifey today, Trashbirds/Men Untied tomorry) gumming up…
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Ides of April Lesser Funhouse
Onward we trudge, with at least Most Glorious NFL Draft starting to peek around the corner. But alas, summer also lurks – we had…
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Men Untied Rise Again? Lesser Footy Thread
While we wait on the Easter Bunny to spring back into life, at least there is sportsball to keep us occupado. Home to Still Shite…
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1 April Lesser and JV Hardwood Thread
April Fools’ Day is the dumbest day of the Murrikan calendar. YES, even worse than Greeting Card Day (ie, 14 Feb). Take that shit…
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Happy Flacco Eight/Dark Thoughts Saturday
Not much going on until tonight’s Flacc-tion, unless you count international footy (and you shouldn’t). Big picture, I have been impressed with the high…
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The Prem Before the Break Lesser Footy Saturday
Next week, while I am traveling (I know, not looking forward to that experience whatsoever) Hippo will miss the last international break of 2022-23. …
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Sleep-In Saturday Lesser Thread
Please do not wake up early to a bunch of wanking over the Redshite (away to Bournemouth – 7:30, USA). PLEASE. Most of the…