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Nice Jerb, Minnows! Lesser Footy Saturday
Before we get to the weekend in the Prem, let’s acknowledge the upstarts making noise in the FA Cup. Here is how the Flacco…
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God Bless Don Carlo – Saturday Footy Musings
There is a very light schedule this week (no early fixture at all), so let’s also look back at mid-week in Shempions. Oh my…
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Oh, We Got A Title Race Goin’
Did you remember to blow off work to watch City away to Arsenal mid-week? An absolute cracker of a match. King’s Afrikan Water Pistols outplayed…
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Preb Owl – We’ve Only Just Begun…
It seems the Carpentering shall fall to Hippo. Leeds and Man U (the football squadron, not the uni-themed “twink and bear” porn series) are…
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Total Recall – Revisiting Footy at the Half-ish-way Point
Hippo is still too angry to see straight. But good news (if not an Evertonian) – footy is back this weekend. Bad news? The…
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A Year of Fury, Anger, and Chaos (Subbing for Hippo Who Is Also Angry)
“Did you hear that it’s Movember?” “Oh, I’m not drinking because it’s Dry January.” People who say these things should have their faces washed…
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Post Self-Justification Lesser Footy Thread
Every January, to my great discomfort, I am summoned to justify my continued existence within the law firm. It’s like somebody decided, “hey, we…
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Celebrating Afrikan-American Monday with the Bloodeyes Gang!
Tonight, we crown a JV NFL shempion. Neither side is even evil, which makes for a nice change of paces. All in on the…
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FA Cup Saturday! Open(ish) Thread
Life without FITBAW is just terrible, that’s why Damar Hamlin asked about the score before his goddamned breathing tube came out. But we get Chefs/Raiders…
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Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post
Yes, get ready for the traffic to start rolling in. It’s that time of year again! For the first time since COVID, the AVN…