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  • Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat

    Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat

    February 13, 2024

    Seriously. T-Swift can’y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it’s friggin’ Lent tomorrow. On Valentine’s Day! Anyway,…

  • Half-Arsed Saturday Thread

    Half-Arsed Saturday Thread

    February 10, 2024

    You know how some weeks, you wonder if it would be even theoretically possible to give less of a shit? That is Hippo today. …

  • Premiership and Afrika – Togetherness Saturday

    Premiership and Afrika – Togetherness Saturday

    February 3, 2024

    There being no NFL whatsoever, a man is grateful for a full EPL slate, along with the conclusion of the Afrikan Euros’ Flacco Eight. …

  • A Bored Murrika Turns Its Eyes to AFRIKA Open Thread!

    A Bored Murrika Turns Its Eyes to AFRIKA Open Thread!

    January 27, 2024

    Ugh, another dead/sunless Saturday.  No NFL, no Prem.  Just more stupid FA Cup ties, including the one I hope Everton loses to Martin Prince’s…

  • Void Remains, Week Two

    Void Remains, Week Two

    January 20, 2024

    Count down the hours until Scotchy heralds in our last full NFL weekend.  Oy. Another weird Prem weekend, two fixtures per day.  Arsenal will…

  • JV NFL Finale Open Thread

    JV NFL Finale Open Thread

    January 8, 2024

    One last hurrah for Hippo’s favoUrite banner pic! Washington (+5.5) v. Michigan (7:30, ESPN) Oh man, this line just keeps creeping up.  I have…

  • Into the PeriloUs Void – Early Saturday Open Thread

    Into the PeriloUs Void – Early Saturday Open Thread

    January 6, 2024

    What, did you wake up and hope to see Premiership footy?  And then JV NFL??  Too bad, you get nothing.  Absolute fuckall. Well, there are…

  • A Hippocratic Footballing Good-Bye to 2023

    A Hippocratic Footballing Good-Bye to 2023

    December 30, 2023

    Good morning, and congratulations for making it through another year of Hippo’s nonsense.  I will have NFL recap and JV NFL verbal diarrhea for…

  • Feats of Festivus Strength Thread (with Some Footy)

    Feats of Festivus Strength Thread (with Some Footy)

    December 23, 2023

    Welcome to Festivus 2023.  We’ve all got ample complaints, I am certain. Happily, we do get an early bird special, and its David Moyes…

  • Ides +1 of December Football-ganza

    Ides +1 of December Football-ganza

    December 16, 2023

    We have lots of Premiership fun, lots of super-duper mediocre JV NFL exhibitions.  Our esteemed scotchnaut will be here shortly to cover the real…

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