AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 6

ballsofsteelandfury - July 14, 2020July 13, 2020

This week... A South Park character just might be the second-best player on the #1 team in the competition: A Crow gets a new phone: and the St. Kilda Saints St. Kilda Saint: Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Thankfully, there were no off-field issues to report this week, so we can really just

Eventual Balls Thoughts XXII

ballsofsteelandfury - July 13, 2020July 11, 2020

It seems that North American sports leagues think the only way to get back to playing is by doing mini-tournaments. The MLS's mini-tournament is going hilariously wrong. First, the reigning league MVP, Carlos Vela of LAFC, decline to play. Next, FC Dallas as a team withdrew from the tournament

AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 5

ballsofsteelandfury - July 7, 2020July 7, 2020

This week... Schedule? What schedule? The Cats didn't fuck up a momentous occasion and there are no more unbeaten teams left in the competition Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! This was yet another interesting week. Remember how last week the AFL issued the schedule for Rounds 6 and 7? Well, the COVID-19 situation in

Eventual Balls Thoughts XXI

ballsofsteelandfury - July 6, 2020July 5, 2020

Eventual Balls Thoughts today turns 21! While that's usually a momentous occasion in a young post's life, the truth is that Eventual Balls Thoughts has been drinking for years. This reminds me of Young Balls and how early he got started with the drinking. Balls' parents were very good

Sunset Now: Season LIV, Episode 1 – Patrick Peterson

Insane Shit

blaxabbath - July 1, 2020July 1, 2020

Good Morning. I'm Helen Mirren and this is Sunset Now. You know, the last couple seasons have been a lot of fun in terms of inviting so many young NFL stars into our homes; the likes of this new breed of mobile AND competent NFL quarterbacks like Lamar Jackson, Deshaun

25 Questions About…

ballsofsteelandfury - July 1, 2020June 27, 2020

This magnificent piece of brilliance: Thanks to Senor Weaselo's posts, I am ALL IN on Marble Racing. My chosen team, Balls of Chaos, seem to be the St. Kilda Saints of the marble world. Those of you familiar with the AFL know exactly what I'm talking about. Let me first

AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 4

ballsofsteelandfury - June 30, 2020June 29, 2020

This week... We had 10,000 fans in attendance in Queensland We have an early Mark of the Year candidate and there is only one unbeaten team left in the competition Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! This was an interesting week. Off the field, the positive test that forced the postponement of the Essendon-Melbourne

Eventual Balls Thoughts XX

ballsofsteelandfury - June 29, 2020June 28, 2020

Inspired by Sharkbait's Friday drinking posts, I got myself a bottle of gin and started experimenting with some gin cocktails. The first one I made, as is tradition, was the Gin and Tonic. First impression: Gin is a very refreshing liquor! I was honestly not expecting that. I should

AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 3

ballsofsteelandfury - June 23, 2020June 24, 2020

This week... Cats and Dogs are living together. A player has tested positive for COVID-19 and subsequently a game was postponed. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Lots of weird things happened this week. Luckily, Footy will be able to go on. Despite the positive test, games continued as scheduled except for the game

Eventual Balls Thoughts XIX

ballsofsteelandfury - June 22, 2020June 22, 2020

I cannot more emphatically endorse the latest posts from Senor Weaselo on Marble Racing. OMG you guys, you have to check them out! The videos are a lot of fun and the announcer is really good at making the action interesting. It's part art vérité, part satire, and

AFL Beat 2020 Season Re-Start

ballsofsteelandfury - June 16, 2020June 14, 2020

This week... This is what it looks like to have fans at stadiums in the age of COVID-19. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Every game that the AFL played this weekend was played in empty stadiums. Except for one. The Showdown, the annual Adelaide Derby between the Port Adelaide Power and the

Eventual Balls Thoughts XVIII

ballsofsteelandfury - June 15, 2020June 12, 2020

Eventual Balls Thoughts turns 18 today! You know what that means! We're Barely Legal! I would normally embed a picture here, but there is absolutely nothing I can embed that won't get me in trouble. I recommend using Incognito Mode to find a suitable image you would associate