Your “Someone’s Going Home 0-2” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 16, 2018September 16, 2018

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Gawd! The hairs on my back are standing at attention! They're nothing like my 'cut and run' nipples, I'll tell you. I just can't count on them anymore-well, not past three anyway. It's the Jizziants vs. the Cowfolk for all the glory. What do these teams have in common? They

Your “Batten Down The Hatches!” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 16, 2018

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Meh. It's sunny and warm here. TO THE GAMES! Brownies/Saints: He gone. Rumour has it Josh Gordon showed up to the Browns practice facility and was "not himself". High. He was high. Funny thing, when I started doing these game intros I was told there would be no meth. smh. Bolts/Bills: Last week Buffalo

Your “More Cheddar Than You Can Swing a Stick At!” Full Tilt NFL Action Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 9, 2018

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And we're not tilting at windmills, friends-this be the real thing and all. I trust you have a very many intoxicants and mood-enhancers at arm's length, that you've finished tying the children up in the basement, (or crawlspace, either one is fine) handed the wife a few 20's and said,

Your “O Frabjous Day! Callooh! Callay!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 6, 2018September 6, 2018

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Look at me over here, chortling with joy. Man, this takes me back to high school and my first girlie friend. After a few sessions of furtive squeezing and such she said, "this shirt is so uncomfortable". She got up, took off said shirt and then said, "should I take

Your “The Roster, The Practice Squad or The Street-It’s Your Choice” Thursday Night NFL Pre-Season Windup Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 30, 2018August 30, 2018

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Of course, as a player you might be just fine talent-wise but your contract might not be to management's liking. Or perhaps you've got the requisite amount of experience but there's a rookie that the coaching staff is curious about. Maybe you were favoured by a previous regime and the

Your “Hey! It’s Almost Monday!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 26, 2018August 26, 2018

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Geez, those boos really hurt, guys. I'm just pointing out the obvious. Some more games were played last night. Let's have a look. -Not only does LAMAR! have an arm, he's got a leg as well. Two of them, in fact. RG3 says, "enjoy it while it lasts, kid." I can't blame

Your “Saturday Night’s Alright For…You Know” Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 25, 2018August 25, 2018

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Actually, I'm not much of a fighter. I'm more of a lover... hmm that's not really correct either. I've always found that to be a strange dichotomy, myself. When it comes down to it I guess I'm more of an appreciator-of good scotch, good books, good profit margins, good games,

Your Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 25, 2018August 25, 2018

There were games played yesterday and there are observations of players to be made. Here goes: Case Keenum was presentable. (12 of 18) AP averaged almost 5.5 ypc. He's old and tired though-I think he was just happy to see the field. The Giants pass protection worked for large parts of the game.