Offseason Events

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7b

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Editor's Note:  Welcome to the second installment of the glorious NOGALES WEEK!!!  (crickets chirping) ...  Yeah well, anyway... Fair warning, if you haven't begun reading this insanity before now, or even if you're just not fully caught up, trust me this is not the jumping in point.  Holee Molee.  Go

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7a

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Editors' Note:  Welcome to Nogales Week!!  This week's installment is so big, yummy, and delicious (phrasing) that it will be spread out over the entire week.  Feel free to tell us about your drunken/drug-fueled escapades in Nogales (or any other border town) in the comments!  Enjoy the ride... [8:54am, Interior of

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 2, 2017

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The AFL Women's season is all over, even the awards ceremonies, so all we have now is strictly the Men's competition.  Before we completely say goodbye to the ladies for 9 months, I'd like to revisit some of the good times and remind you, once again, that AFL Women hit

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 6

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Editor's Note:  I HIGHLY recommend that you take some sort of...substance... before reading this.  It gets...weird. Other Editor's Note:  Way ahead of you.  And also....so you think it's just now getting weird?  Maybe I write about some stuff up YOUR ass next time.  And now you got me tripping on acid? 

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 1, 2017

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Have I mentioned that one of my favorite things about this league is that it constantly surprises you? This week, we congratulate the Adelaide Crows women on winning the Premiership, we recap Round 1, look forward to Round 2, and update the standings of our Footy Tipping Contest. All this and more on Welcome to Balls of

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 5

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[Interior of Dave, crossing into Baja California Sur, 7:08 AM] tWBS:  So, how's it going, Mr. ... wait, I had something for this! balls:  Are you trying to reference my wet dream from last night? tWBS:  Yeah.  Come back to me. balls:  God, I hate to have to do this... tWBS:  YES!! balls:  Well, I couldn't

Team Previews: Pac-12 in March

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For those of you not residing on the best coast, you may not have seen much Pac-12 basketball this year. With a POS commissioner who thinks it's good that the conference tournament championship game started at 8pm PST, it's hard to blame anyone for not knowing much more about Pac-12 roundball

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 4

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Editor's Note:  Due to a drunken snafu committed by a person that shall remain nameless, you night owls got to see Episode 3 ahead of schedule. This means you get an extra helping of ISOaG this week!  Let the rejoicing begin... [Inside balls' awesome beach house.  There are naked sleeping girls

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – AFL Women’s Round 6

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As we get nearer to the end of this inaugural AFL Women's season, I am constantly reminded of how much I love this game, how much I love the AFL for creating this league (and just being awesomely-run period), how much I respect the women that play in it, and

In Search of a Goddess – Episode 3

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[6:43pm, dusk, Exterior of balls' kick ass beach house, Deck/Patio area] At the bottom of the stairs leading from balls' house down to the beach, tWBS sits alone sipping wine.  He's lost in the sounds of the surf as it crashes on the beach repeatedly. balls approaches from inside the house and