[Interior, Night, Somewhere in Baltimore] JJ Fozz and tWBS sit at a bar drinking. Heavily. As they feast on steamed crabs... ...and down beer after beer, the news comes on the TeeVee box over the bar.... ...In what's being called an intervention from God, we're learning now that Joe Flacco has been found.
We rejoin our three (3? Yeah, 3!) heroes as tWBS and balls are pitching their tents (phrasing) at a campsite in Joshua Tree National Park. It's characterized by rugged rock formations and stark desert landscapes. Named for the region’s twisted, bristled Joshua trees, the park straddles the cactus-dotted Colorado Desert and the
[4:26PM, Somewhere in the California Desert] The duo climbs back into Dave and tWBS starts the engine. Without speaking, he then reaches into the backseat, opens the cooler and pulls out a beer. He offers it to balls. balls (pointing to cupholder): Nah, I'm good. I've still got that one. tWBS: One, that
[6:24pm, Gilbert, Arizona] The two have now spent hours at the golf course eating, drinking and looking at girls and have predictably lost track of time... balls: I just want to apologize again about being mean to you about golf. I never knew... balls: Are all golf courses like this? tWBS: Noooo...no no. It's
[7:36pm, Tombstone, Arizona] The sun is about to duck below the horizon and the last of the day's glow is soon destined to follow. As evening transitions into dusk, our heroes are beginning to feel desperate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuJzivuF1o Nonetheless, the two continue to search for the only store still open and finally find it. balls:
Editors' Note: Welcome to Nogales Week!! This week's installment is so big, yummy, and delicious (phrasing) that it will be spread out over the entire week. Feel free to tell us about your drunken/drug-fueled escapades in Nogales (or any other border town) in the comments! Enjoy the ride... [8:54am, Interior of