Your Completely Homework-less Preseason Football Open Thread

I'ma make this short and sweet just like my last high school girlfriend. Hell, we'll be seeing scrubs all day and night long so I'll save my trenchant insights (HA!) for later on. This is what we have on offer this afternoon/evening.   You Bet!/Purple Toe Suckers- Gosh Bay/Brownies- Desantis Insanity/Skyline Chili- High Rent/Kingless Titans- Kadarius Sucks/Jerktown- Fish

Sexy Friday – 20240809

TGIF! When one door closes (Olympics ending) another opens (NFL is back). That's great scheduling hustle by the sports world. Also, only 60 more days until I can once again Release The Kraken! Not to brag, but this is my 100th Sexy Friday post! I'm currently accepting applications for apprentices to