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We’re Off To Berlin!
This has the possibility of being a good game and there are plenty of fantasy-relevant fellas playing so who knows? Maybe it might be worthwhile getting…
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Sexy Friday – 20251107
TGIF! Welcome to the wonderful world of November and the return to standard time. My sleep schedule is still messed up so that’s been…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Rest and Recovery
Happy Friday everyone. You know it, you love it, and today, I NEED it. I got COVID and flu vaccines yesterday. Normally flu does…
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It’s Here! The Thursday Night Special
My most beloved Thursday Night Special was Molson Canadian on tap and 5 cent wings. God, such a long time ago! Speaking of, there’s…
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Cards! Cowboys! Taste the Excitement!
Just look at that neck! Anyway, let’s get rolling. Fallout: -You may not have noticed but 9 of the 11 tilts played yesterday were…
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Last One Up, Turn Off The Lights
To The Game! Seahawks/Commies: -Seattle’s got a one-trick pony that you must account for. Rook wr Tory Horton doesn’t get many targets per game…
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Let’s Do It Again
Only three games on the docket and there’s not much to choose from. To The Games! Jags/Raiders: Someone has to play in this spot…
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Your Sloppy First Slate
As promised, I’m completely hungover and this intro will be trash. The teams on bye are Browns, Jets, (excellent combo!) Eagles and Bucs. To…
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Sexy Friday – 20251031
TGIF! DIE IN A FIRE SPRINGER YOU CHEATING DISGRACE! Also, is anyone else excited for the start of the NBA Cup tonite? Certainly nothing…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Mexican Apple
Happy Friday and Happy Halloween! I’m absolutely leaning into fall this week. Once again, when this time of year rolls around, I go hard…