(*deep breath) LET'S JUSS GET THIS OUTTA TH' WAY NOW, Y' IGNORANT BASTARDS: WE DUNN'A ALL TALK LIKE THAT! YOO BLEEDIN' YANKS ALL THINK WE SOUND LIKE SHREK! HO HO HO; 'GET OUTTA ME SWAMP, DONKEY!' HO HO HO! WELL, I'VA GOTTA STEREOTYPE FOR YEE; NOW THAT WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE, HOW'S
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Your “Home-Cooked Factory of Sadness Sadness” Wednesday Open Thread
A pretty full (Darnell) docket of NFL minutiae today: nfl.com: NFL investigators are looking into whether Aqib Talib shot himself. I expect the crack team that investigated Brady's deflated balls to eventually conclude "Touchdown Seahawks". If they would just read Crimebeat!, their problems would be solved. More musings that the
Your “Finally, It’s Over…OH GOD, NOW THE ACTUAL CAMPAIGN!” Tuesday Open Thread
Brief NFL briefs: Someone hacked the NFL's twitter account, and posted the news Patriots fans were waiting for. Bitterness remained after the truth came out. About the hack & Goodell not being dead - not deflated balls. That's still going on. 7 teams opened veteran minicamps today: The Arizona Cardinals, Cleveland
Your “Seriously? No One Is Showing ‘Saving Private Ryan’?” Monday Open Thread
Your “Random Roundup” Friday Open Thread
Look, there's no sports that matter tonight, except for the start of the Copa America. (Sorry #BFIB) Hockey resumes on Saturday in San Jose - 8:00; party at Covalent's! breakfast at Sunrisesunrise's! - and hoops resumes on Sunday. And, honestly, I'm kinda bankrupt on ideas today - intellectually, as well as
Your “Thus Begins Another Shift in the Factory Of Sadness” Thursday Open Thread
Your “Wait! What? June?!” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL News: Bills wideout Sammy Watkins is scheduled to get his walking boot off Thursday. In response, God has scheduled the lightning strike for Saturday afternoon. Cowboys 2016 3rd-rounder Maliek Collins broke his foot in OTAs. He's expected to miss all of training camp. The impact on Tony Romo is uncertain,
Your “The NHL Learned Its Place” Tuesday Open Thread
74 Days Until the Hall of Fame Game NFL Notes: multiple sites are reporting Vikings defensive lineman B.J. Dubose tore his ACL during one of the team’s OTAs. He is reportedly done for the season. Adam Schefter is tweeting that Walter Thurmond has chosen to retire. Feel free to find his twitter to confirm.
Your Memorial Day Monday Open Thread
Your “Oh Man – Pickin’s Is Slim” Friday Open Thread
These are dark times, my fellow Commentists. There's only one competitive sporting event this evening, in the 6th most popular sport mentioned on this site. FYI, that anecdotal list: Football Hockey European Football Australian Football Baseball Basketball Rugby Cycling Darts Auto Racing NO, YOU'RE WRONG! Anyway, Even though Sunday brings us a 500-mile
