Zero Expectations – 2020 Black Panthers Preview

Don T - August 10, 2020August 10, 2020

The notable carryovers from last year's Black Panthers are Christian McCaffrey and their motto: “Keep pounding”—incidentally, tWBS’s mission statement regarding female service staff across North America. / pours out hand sanitizer for Seamus // puts sanitizer in hand, deep inhale Duly deluded about the NFL season starting in September, let’s talk Carolina fitbaw. Last

Your “Everything’s About Charlotte These Days” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 11, 2020June 11, 2020

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NFL News: The NFL is saying the virtual period for offseason work will extend until June 26. Teams can decide whether to end their virtual routines this Friday, or extend the two weeks. Minicamps are still prohibited. There is also speculation that the NFL might follow the XFL's lead &

Your “What Goes Up…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 10, 2020June 10, 2020

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NFL News: The League & the union are discussing shortening the preseason. They would drop from four games to two - keeping Weeks 3 & 4 but dropping weeks 1 & 2. The thinking is that it would give teams more time to adjust to the COVID training reality, giving

Your “I’m Not Wrong….Yet” Carolina Panthers Bye Week

Bye Week Updates

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 15, 2019October 15, 2019

I'm perfectly willing to admit it when I'm wrong. I'm wrong a lot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuFVY75DGQ4 But so far, I don't have to. Back in the pre-season I predicted that the Panthers would go 5-11 and end up in last place in the NFC South. Well, they haven't hit 5 wins. Yet. I also predicted that

Black Panthers at the 2018 Bye

Bye Week Updates

King Hippo - September 27, 2018September 27, 2018

What can one really say after three weeks? I thought we might see a pretty ordinary bunch of Charlatans, and they have pretty much...held serve. A dull home win over the Cowpokes, followed by a road loss inside Megatron's Butthole (ewwwww), capped by a fairly decent home win against the

A New Day on the Plantation (2018 Black Panthers Preview)

King Hippo - August 15, 2018

Yes, my hometown side has traded an antebellum, ass-pinchy owner who liked to be addressed as "Mistuh" with a Yinzer who made fun of an aspiring Fuhrer (who, not uncoincidentally, also likes to be called "Mister"). Dunno how much that will translate to immediate on-field improvements, but it has to

2017 Carolina Panthers Horrible Preview

theeWeeBabySeamus - August 14, 2017August 14, 2017

Or should that be "2017 Horrible Carolina Panthers Preview"? Yes, that seems more apropos. Sooooooo, two years removed from almost running the regular season table, an NFC Championship and a (disappointing) Superb Owl appearance, are the Panthers going to suck again this year? Yes. Yes they are. And here's why... - 2015 Carolina Panthers -

The Carolina Panthers Bye Week Special

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 25, 2016October 25, 2016

And by "special", I do mean "short bus" special. Let's get this straight right now, I am not a Panthers' fan. So I really don't have a horse in this race. If they never win another game, my only reason to care is that I'll have to hear about it from

Your “Will the Riverboat Roll On in 2016?” Carolina Panthers Preview

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 7, 2016September 7, 2016

Disclaimer of sorts: If you have even the remotest idea in your tiny brains that [DFO] upper management, in their infinite wisdom, has intentionally scheduled me to go last in a "save the best for last" type scenario, you will be sorely disappointed and should most certainly not continue reading.

Semi-Sober Big L Preview (and More Importantly, Original Art Showcase)

Game Preview

King Hippo - February 7, 2016

Well, fellow drunkards and pill enthusiasts...the day of reckoning is upon us. Two relatively "white hat" teams face off for the Lombardi, and it's the two teams I previewed way back in the dog days of summer. At the time, I predicted my Donks would make it to