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Your Miami Dolphins Preview: It’s starting to feel like the 90’s again

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Wakezilla - August 18, 2021August 18, 2021
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Wazzzzzzup! Fellow DFOers, you know how pop culture is all about the 90s right now? Well, this Miami Dolphins team is starting to remind me of the 90s Dolphins: They're actually good! For the first time since the Taliban was firmly in charge of Afghanistan, this Miami Dolphins team looks

La DFO Copa América 2021 Avance: Bolivia

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Beerguyrob - June 8, 2021June 8, 2021
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¡Hola Commentistas! We're on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América (being held on time; being held in a different host country) Euro 2020 (one year late; more countries) CONCACAF Gold Cup (one week late; same country) Tokyo Olympic Games (one year late; same country) And

Your Actually Wednesday NFL Schedule Release Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 17, 2019April 17, 2019
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NFL News: Ahead of tonight's schedule reveal at 8:00PM ("Only on the NFL Network!"), the International Games slate has been revealed. Remember that the "home team" surrendered a home stadium date in order to be guaranteed a Super Bowl hosting experience. London Games: Chicago Bears vs. Oakland Raiders, Sunday, Oct.

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