Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 93)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 1, 2017August 31, 2017

The scene: The secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically one of the hallways in said base, where Jerry and BFC are wandering around. Jerry: This place is yuuuge! This is bigger than that resort we stayed at in Veracruz. BFC: Uh...yeah. That was a prison, not a resort, remember? Jerry:

BFC’s Fantasy Sleepers

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 25, 2017August 23, 2017

THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS NIGH! YAAAAAAAAAAY! And with it, fantasy football also starts in earnest. Our very own TrollSoHardUniversity has been tackling fantasy and legal questions like Joe Mixon takes down restaurant patrons, and he will continue to do that throughout the season, until he gets bored, sued, or until Cuntler

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 92)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 25, 2017August 24, 2017

The scene: Outer space, where a magical chariot is hurtling through the open void. And just calling it a chariot is an understatement. This thing is wicked cool, bro. It's a metallic red with golden trim and racing flames, with yuuuge gold rims that look like they came off of

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 91)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 18, 2017August 17, 2017

The scene: The Godverse, where deities both ancient and forgotten hang out. Currently there's a party in full swing at Bruce the Shark-Headed god's mansion. The ancients are digging the cool tunes (mostly Dick Dale and the Del-Tones, Booker T & the MG's and Santo & Johnny...Bruce has a great

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 90)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 11, 2017August 10, 2017

The scene: The future! In the middle of the massive desert known to future people as The Wasteland (because I just thought of it and it sounds cool, that's why) sits a massive structure lit by neon. It's... All sorts of mutants, freaks and geeks converge here to indulge in that

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 89)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 4, 2017August 3, 2017

Hey, guys! That's right, I'm back after a one-week break. Man, was I fried, lemme tell you... Hey, why are you guys looking at me like that? C'mon, it was one week. And I left you in the care of the Wee Baby Seamus, right? He promised to look after you

Chicago Bears 1967 Season Preview

DFO Archives

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 25, 2017July 25, 2017

Well, sports fans, last season was quite a disappointment for the Chicago Major League Baseball club's big brothers, as they plodded their way to a 5-7-2 record, finishing a dismal 5th place in the NFL West despite nearly scoring that magical number of 17 points per game. They even lost

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 88)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - July 21, 2017July 21, 2017

The scene: The Godverse! Bruce the Shark-Headed God has kindly retrieved Man in Plaid #2's head from his swimming pool, and is currently drying him off. JJ Fozz is sitting by the pool, dangling his feet in the water and sipping from a frosty mug while Horatio Cornblower checks on

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 87)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - July 14, 2017July 12, 2017

The scene: The not-so-secret base on the Island of Doktor Zymm! Marc Trestmans Windowless Van's van is pulling up outside, with Ballsofsteelandfury behind the wheel. He gets out, followed by Covalent Blonde, Moosemas Gorilla and Marc, and they head for the door. Nearby, Vodkamanboris and Coquettish Blonde are hiding in the

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 86)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - July 7, 2017July 6, 2017

The scene: The Godverse. It is the dimension where ancient gods and elemental forces, from those revered in myth and song to the many forgotten by time and history, reside. Ancient deities like Og, prehistoric god of the cave, hangs out here. He owns a condo next to Pok, ancient

4th of July Weekend NFL Player PSAs

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 3, 2017July 2, 2017

Happy (Almost) Independence Day! I hope yeahright is the only one who has to work today, and that no one is cruel enough to make you have to work tomorrow. As you may have read elsewhere on the internets, the king of 4th of July celebrations put out a public service

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 85)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - June 30, 2017June 29, 2017

The scene: The Pacific Ocean, where BFC and Jerry are clinging to a floating bale of weed and paddling towards a distant island. Jerry: I mean... You said you wanted to get some swimming in on this trip. BFC (glaring): Remember that time in Naples? Jerry: Yeah...? BFC: When you slept with that gymnast? Jerry: