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‘Twas the Night Before Moosemas…
‘Twas the night before Moosemas, and in a corner of Hell A battle was raging, and it wasn’t going well Beelzebub was there, he…
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Moosemas in Hell (Part Four)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm, home to the Secret Base of Doktor Zymm which of course houses the Laboratory of Doktor…
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Moosemas in Hell (Part Three)
The scene: The barren plains of Hell. The Moosemobile is racing across the crimson sands of the diabolic wastelands, with an infernal machine in…
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Your “We Could Use Another Miracle Right About Now” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Evening, dick jokers and jokerettes. As you may have heard, resident open threader BrewHomeyRex is on leave this weekly, likely exploiting free Canadian health…
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Moosemas in Hell (Part Two)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Assorted DFOers, Olympian gods, ninjas and hangers-on are currently in the lab with the Dimensional Energy…
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Moosemas in Hell (Part One)
The scene: Hell. It’s a vast, wasted landscape where the screams of the damned echo throughout the burning plains and jagged mountains. The sky…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 101)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, the rec room, where it’s beginning to look a lot like Moosemas. Marc Trestmans Windowless…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 100)
The scene: The parking lot of the Iguana Mart in the future. Like, waaaay in the future, man. There’s currently a one-sided firefight going…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 99)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, the lab where Doktor Zymm is trying to resurrect Yolanda the vampire from her current…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 98)
The scene: The Deadly Jungle on the Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! A pair of crabmen, having escaped the lab (and an angry Fozz)…