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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Door Number Four
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Episode III
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
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Mouth Flies Open: Door Number 2
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way…
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Two Ears, One Mouth and All–DFO Mailbag Submissions
Thanks to those who participated in the debut edition of Mouth Flies Open, the don’t-call-it-a-sequel revamped reboot of the DFO Advice Mailbag. We had some…
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Through Which Open Door Should You Go?
For many fantasy football players that aren’t me, this is a huge week. And for many real football players that aren’t in northern California,…
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Yinzburgh Stillers 2018 Preview
Well, holy hell. Wasn’t that AFC Championship Game the throwdown everyone, expected, and deserved? Two titans of the AFC having yet another remtatch to…
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2018-2019 Chicago Bears Preview
Photo Credit: Some Weird Youtube Video with Adrian Amos Every year of my football-watching life, the off-season has been a giant slog punctuated by…
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DFO University – Gambling 101 – Sports Gambling
As we discussed previously, the key to effective and profitable sports gambling is knowing all about the odds. Today’s lesson explores the odds in…
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DFO University – Sex 2
Or 3. Or many more for that matter. Good morning class! LOVE the enthusiasm, but let’s hold all questions until later. Yes, Ms. Spears,…
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Let’s Take a Field Trip!
Banner image via some random ass site Scene: A large industrial footprint that, come on, you can read the banner image, right? Clearly we’re…