Well, holy hell. Wasn't that AFC Championship Game the throwdown everyone, expected, and deserved? Two titans of the AFC having yet another remtatch to see who is who? Two greats, with history, both recent, and historically, to add to their legacy? Steelers and Patriots, two rivals vying for for supremacy
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2018-2019 Chicago Bears Preview
Photo Credit: Some Weird Youtube Video with Adrian Amos Every year of my football-watching life, the off-season has been a giant slog punctuated by tiny dopamine hits along the otherwise slow, cruel, and seemingly endless march to opening kickoff. As soon as the Super Bowl was over, I craved football's return.
DFO University – Gambling 101 – Sports Gambling
As we discussed previously, the key to effective and profitable sports gambling is knowing all about the odds. Today's lesson explores the odds in a more detailed manner. First off, we need to refresh our memories of a key concept explained last time: The key differentiator between games of chance and games
DFO University – Sex 2
Let’s Take a Field Trip!
Banner image via some random ass site Scene: A large industrial footprint that, come on, you can read the banner image, right? Clearly we're at a recycling facility. Let's say it's north of New York for proximity to the NFL offices and because where exactly doesn't matter. It's fiction, just suspend
‘Twas the Night Before Moosemas…
'Twas the night before Moosemas, and in a corner of Hell A battle was raging, and it wasn't going well Beelzebub was there, he was raging that day As he sent his Beelzebros into the fray Against Moose they raged, growling and grizzled While from the skies the hellfire drizzled Weaselo was there too, and WCS And
Moosemas in Hell (Part Four)
Moosemas in Hell (Part Three)
The scene: The barren plains of Hell. The Moosemobile is racing across the crimson sands of the diabolic wastelands, with an infernal machine in full pursuit. The infernal machine looks like a vintage Soviet KV-2 heavy artillery tank as re-imagined by famed painter H.R. Giger. So it's a pretty gnarly piece
Your “We Could Use Another Miracle Right About Now” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Evening, dick jokers and jokerettes. As you may have heard, resident open threader BrewHomeyRex is on leave this weekly, likely exploiting free Canadian health care and bragging about his head-of-state's glove size. But enough about maple leaf condoms, I volunteered to fill in today for two reasons: Chanukah and the
Moosemas in Hell (Part Two)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Assorted DFOers, Olympian gods, ninjas and hangers-on are currently in the lab with the Dimensional Energy Retrieval Portal as Zymm programs new coordinates into the computer. Ballsofsteelandfury: So...you were serious, Dok? Moose and the others are really in Hell? Doktor Zymm (punching keys):
