MLK Day Night Thread For #ALLLIVESMATTER

WCS - January 18, 2016January 18, 2016

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Don't you love when white men solve racism on their own? It's a beautiful thing. Now, if they could only get around to paying that child support... So now that football season is officially over (NANANANANANNA I CAN'T HEAR YOU NANANANANA), we're really shifting into other things. I am uncomfortable with

Divisional Weekend Eve! Live Thread

WCS - January 15, 2016January 15, 2016

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Ah, the night before the NFL's second round. The night before NFL's Elite Eight is eventually dwindled to its Final Four. Hopes, dreams, and delusion reign, and for many, those will be crushed like an all-you-can eat gravy buffet in Indiana. Tonight, though, we shall have to entertain ourselves. There is

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 17)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - January 15, 2016January 14, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse. There's a large tarp over the huge hole in the wall. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still grinning and immobile, is propped up in a corner, dressed in a tuxedo and holding a martini glass in his hand. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is on the couch

Go West, Young Chip

WCS - January 14, 2016January 14, 2016

Wellllllll.... this should be interesting... Charles E. "Chip" Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when your team president and noted thin-skinned dickbag Jed York couldn't get along with noted successful sociopath and discount khaki enthusiast Jim Harbaugh, it's a brilliant idea to

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 16)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - January 8, 2016January 8, 2016

The scene: An old, possibly haunted, house. A taxi pulls up out front and JJ Fozz, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Lord Revisisle get out. JJ Fozz: This is the place? What a dump. Lord Revisisle (checking his cell phone): This is where the GPS brought us. 1313 Mockingbird Lane. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly: This place is spooky.

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 15)

DFOing Good

Beastmode Ate My Baby - January 1, 2016January 8, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where the DFOers are recovering from New Year's Eve. Moosemas Gorilla is passed out on the floor with a (mostly empty) bottle of banana daquiri in his paw. Covalent Blonde is sitting on the couch next to Old School Zero, while Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 4)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 25, 2015December 24, 2015

Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, filmed before a live audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. A shimmering glow fills the room and suddenly OSZ appears, followed seconds later by Covalent Blonde. Covalent Blonde: ...uck? OSZ (confused): We're...back? Otto's Brain appears mid-air. OSZ catches him before he can

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 3)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 18, 2015December 18, 2015

Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Vodka. When in doubt, pick Vodka. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. While WCS and Sill Bimmons hang lights on the Moosemas tree, Future Moose and Doktor Zymm lean Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, who is still under

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 2)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 11, 2015December 11, 2015

Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Beer. Remember, for all your holiday needs, there's Beer. The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Darkest Timeline Zach Morris is finishing stacking up boxes of cookies against a wall. DTZM: Well, that's the last

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 1)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 4, 2015December 3, 2015

Narrator: The Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special was filmed before a live studio audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Future Moose is sitting alone on the couch, looking forlorn. [DOOR FLIES OPEN] Darkest Timeline Zach Morris enters, hauling in the top half of a huge holiday tree. DTZM: Hey, Moose! Want

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 14)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 27, 2015June 14, 2016

The scene: A dank, dark basement. Ballsofsteelandfury wakes up on the floor. Ballsofsteelandfury: Whoa, I need the number of the truck that hit me. Last thing I remember is... Oh, crap... [DOOR FLIES OPEN] The Angry Girl Scout stands at the entrance to the basement, glaring down at Ballsofsteelandfury. Angry Girl Scout:

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 13)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 20, 2015November 19, 2015

The scene: 30,000 B.C., around dinner time. The DFOers who are lost in this era are yet again in the midst of trouble as the tribe that captured them has summoned their god, who happens to be a gigantic ape. PK (looking up at the huge ape): Wow, that is one