Pre-Season Bukkake Saturday Night Open Thread

King Hippo - August 14, 2021August 14, 2021

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That's right, NFL Network's Glorious Quadrupleheader continues, with the 2nd half of Donks/Vikes RITE NOW! DUUUUUUUVVVVVAAAAALLLLLL and #ThePauls follow at 7p, with the Battle FOAR Los Angeles to close matters at 10p. I choose sleep, in that'un. So, that gets you set for viewing options. Fuck baseball. Let's segue into new feature What

Premier League uneducated and snarky preview Part 2

litre_cola - August 14, 2021August 13, 2021

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First thing you should do is join the footy tipping league so you don't miss anymore games. https://fantasy.espn.com/games/english-premier-league-pickem-2021/group?id=5015c670-ada1-4413-93aa-9b4a4abb1e20&joining=true It begins! Holy shit we did something on time. Usually we stretch these previews into the 2nd week of the season. Anywhoo it starts today and we have; Personally I believe the early one will

Premier League uneducated and snarky preview Part 1

litre_cola - August 7, 2021August 7, 2021

/Canada won the women's Olympic futbol, a nation rejoiced. Seriously, FUCK YEAH. Good morning all! It is that time of year again where Euro club futbol kicks off and I watch with no rooting interest because my team is run like a plaything for a spoiled brat child. Jesus, I would

Welcome to Everton, Arsenal

King Hippo - May 8, 2021May 7, 2021

It ain't get no better. In case you missed it, the Gooners laid a wet fart on Thursday night - one shot on target AT HOME, and Villareal (with maybe what, 10% of Arsenal's money?) makes their first European final. They'll get Ole's rejuvenated United, who surely gave Mourinho nightmares re his

Down the Lesser Stretch We Come (also Day Three NFL Draft Fun)

King Hippo - May 1, 2021April 30, 2021

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I have nothing to say about the horsey race, except that it amuses me greatly for its "spectacle" to take place on May Day. Seize the means of production, Most Glorious Kenfucky Proletariat! Shempions and NIT Shempions qualification are at the forefront of Premier League headlines, but not in the opening fixture

Lesser Weekend, Lesser Insight

King Hippo - April 17, 2021April 17, 2021

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Rule Britannia starts to play and the camera shifts over to focus on David Jones David Jones: Hello everyone! Welcome to a special edition of Saturday night football! I'm your host, David Jones. Today, we say goodbye to our beloved father, the Prince of Edinburgh, Prince Philip. David Jones: Prince Philip always

Lesser March Madness

King Hippo - March 13, 2021March 12, 2021

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As y'all may have gathered, the conference hoopsball torneos (in retrospect, maybe not a great idea given how vital that sweet NCAAT broadcast money pile be) have been lousy with #NuAIDS. We might get a new twist on the "Bracket Buster" concept. If it were up to me, the ACC

European Battles Rage On

King Hippo - March 6, 2021March 6, 2021

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Yes, that's beloved Everton sitting pretty in 5th position. Of the realistically plausible 2020-21 season outcomes - 5th (with the Shite 8th or lower) would be just about perfect. I am a bit leery regarding Everton's ability to meaningfully compete in Full-on Shempions (FOAR now), but Europa? Shit, even Mourinho's

Still Reveling In Post-Derby Bliss

King Hippo - February 27, 2021February 26, 2021

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Jurgen Klopp is a whingy baby-man, and his tears bring joy to the masses. I may never live to see another day that blissful, so I'mma wallow like a pig in shit. But, time marches on. We have a straight quadrupleheader today, so let's dig in. First, Fronk's Hammers invade the Etihad

Another Derby Day, Another Ponderance of Life’s Futility

King Hippo - February 20, 2021February 19, 2021

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Look, I know I will watch. But even with the Shite in direst of form...there's no fucking hope. Just hate. So very much hate. My prediction is for 1-nil on a late Salah tally. Because that is what would hurt the most. Anyway, tis the Spotlight Dance, fuck it all (12:30, NBC). Free-falling