This weekend, we are truly all Anteaters. Mad props for you ladies making the NC State "wolf sign" to make me feel sightly less shitty about the NIT. Spam, spam, glorious SPAM! 3) The “Dueling Banjos” Regional (i.e., South) Who Can Reasonably Win? Yes, Wahoowa was the first 1 seed in EVAR
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2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 5
Still not happy tournament. The real shit starts tomorrow. I've made it abundantly clear at this point. Also you'll get round updates soon, some of these may be getting pre-written due to prior engagements that'll take up the entire day. Opera week was hard enough while in school. It's harder
Better Know A Bracket – 2019 East and West (i.e., the Left)
Welcome to this year's edition of me spouting off my mouth recklessly and stupidly. Due to the generosity of the #ContentFairy (no ofence), we are smushing these into two entries this season. Yes, the play-in games are covered here to keep you on-schedule. Also yes, I fucking know that Eastern Washington
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 4
I'd say Happy Tournament, but again, the First Four doesn't really count. So happy two days of almost tournament. As opposed to this tournament, which has already been going on for some time and'll chug on through the second round and remain ahead of the real one. Which I guess
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 3
I believe we're still owed a region of results before we move onto today's portion of the bracket. Your BOLTMAN Region first round results: 16. “THESE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS I CALL THEM ROBERT MULDOON, BECAUSE THEY GOT EATEN ALIVE BY THE RAPTORS.” BEATS 1. “[Is] there also a Cripso’s on another corner in
Your Bracket Unveiling Sunday Evening Complain-o-thon
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 2
It's St. Patrick's Day, which means green things for all! I can't do anything with it, I'm working today. And I'd give jigs as your obligatory dance music, but those aren't as fun as this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM IT'S DANCE-ADJACENT, CLOSE ENOUGH. I could have posted Riverdance. Do you want Riverdance? No, you do
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round! Day 1
Welcome to the second round! The 32 winners from the first round move on to this one, you know, like regular March Madness. And like regular March Madness, the winners now get into actual named rounds, and not just the "n+1th" round. We call it the Saucy 16 because, well, (I
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 15 (End of the Round!)
The first couple days of the proper NCAA Tournament (not you, First Four, you're not fooling anyone) are hectic as all hell as you go across every conceivable network to find the games, and once again remember what TruTV is—occasionally they have that World's Dumbest show, which is how we know
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round Day 14
14 days to complete a round? What are we, the world's longest Row, Row, Row Your Boat round? No, that gets no YouTube link. Today we get The Man, Jascha Heifetz, playing a polonaise. Except I prefer the A Major—I've played them both but I like the A Major better