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King Hippo - January 23, 2017January 22, 2017

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Unfortunately for the portly folk of greater Wisconsin, the Superb Owl was not in fact played last weekend. THIS weekend, Green Bay put on a veritable clinic in how to not FOOTBAW, especially on defense. They might as well not brought one of those. It's high time to give

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King Hippo - January 9, 2017January 8, 2017

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I saw no need FOAR a special Sunday morning edition, and hoped that Day Two would bring a marked improvement. Shit in one hand, hope in the other, and see which gets full first. Yinzburgh beat the absolute tar shit out of Miami, to nobody's surprise. Antonio Brown and Le'Veon Bell

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King Hippo - December 25, 2016December 24, 2016

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Holy fuck, that was an intense Christmas Eve afternoon, eh? Makes me kinda wish cigarettes did anything for me, so I could have one and come down a little bit. A big Hippo Thanks! to Sam Bradford and Adam Thielen for patiently waiting their turns on my fantasy playoffs (locked)

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King Hippo - December 19, 2016December 18, 2016

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Forgive me if I am curt with my analysis, my head hurts like it's on fire, and the WORST of the barometric pressure changes comes tomorrow. So...there's a good chance I will be dead by my own hand then. There will be no discussion of the Donks loss. It

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King Hippo - December 5, 2016December 4, 2016

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Well, it certainly was lucky for Andy Fucking Reid, wasn't it? I mean, the Chefs DID technically win on a game-winning TD pass from Matt Ryan. In that "ppl forget that" category is that the 2-pointer when one is up 1 late in the game should not be

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King Hippo - November 28, 2016November 27, 2016

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Christ, the Denver game sucked. Turns out you can't really play without a right tackle. Or sentient special teamers. You can only fuck yourself in the ass so many times without permanent damage. Eventually, even the Chefs will take advantage. The Ravens beat the ded Bungles today,