Tag: Hippo Thoughts

First of all – fuck the world, and fuck humanity. Extinction is coming, and we will totes deserve it. Until that sweet day of…

I am not having a good year. Everything after Superb Owl L has been a slip and slide made of bile and vomitus. So…

Well, I don’t know what gets much scarier than what happened to Donks cult hero Wade Phillips on the sideline of what was otherwise…

This weekend came and went. I didn’t particularly enjoy it, and the Donks still can make things worse with a MNF shitshow. I am…

And then, there was one. HAI, Minny!! Well, I guess we could awkwardly wave to Factory too, but…let’s not and say we did? I…

It’s not the most glorious thing in the world, but we sports fans get overly used to the idea/extent of the “doormat” designation. It…

Week 3 brought us multiple safeties, and multiple fat guy TDs. It was fun that way. It was also plenty surprising, as we will…

Hey howdy there! We sure did get some exciting (and derpy!) footballing this past Sunday, did we not? BLEERGH be praised. Remember Lawrence Taylor…

Yes, football is back and our lives, shitty as they may be, finally feel complete again. Huzzah! Speaking of life, one wonders why philosophers,…

Bear with me, folks. I am REALLY crunk. This has almost happened before. The Hippo Bowl. My favourite team, since I was two years…