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Instant Hippo Thoughts – 17 January Divisional Games

Holy fucking shit, I need a cigarette. Or more my style, a pipe chock full of opium. Did God decide to take the Sabbath…

Saturday’s theme? Coaching dumbfuckery. Don’t worry, there was more than enough to go around. Andy Reid did every Andy Reid thing in the Andy…

The games were better, the results were not. In Ice Bowl 2: Electric (Bench) Boogaloo, the SeaTruthers did absolutely fuckall for 50+ minutes of…

Well…that kind of blew all the goats in Pakistan, didn’t it? Turns out the Texans really didn’t belong in the tournament after all. And…

So much sadness – the regular season comes to an end. The playoffs remain, sure. But the onsalught for the senses of a full…

Hey, that weird shit all totally happened. Not a fever dream or acid flashback, that I can gather. First, let us go back to…

These be all half-hearted again, as Denver shit the second half bed even more mightily this week, losing the 2nd half 21-0 in Yinzburgh.…

Remember how glorious Week 13 was? Well, this was pretty much the exact opposite. BOO THIS WEEK. I will get the elephant in the…

Oh wow, that was glorious. Week 13 reminded us why we love this shit, warts and all. Exciting games, comebacks, REALLY unexpected stuff, back…

Wow, there were some shitty games to close out Thanksgiving Weekend. Fortunately, my mother never taught me “if you can’t come up with something…